A bloke walks into a pub and orders a pint. The barman says 'Certainly sir.
Would you like to enter our competition?'
The punter asks, 'What competition is that ?'
The barman explains that above his head are joints of beef, and that if he can jump up and hold onto one for 5 minutes he gets free beer all night long.
The bloke asks 'What if I can't hold onto one?', and the barman replies
'Then you have to buy beer for everyone else all night long.'
The punter shakes his head and says , 'No thanks mate, the steaks are
too high..............'
