Quote:
Originally Posted by allrevvedup
Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?
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this one featured in a pub quiz game my dad got for Christmas
Old Groucho is responsible for a lot of great quotes (so I'll bore you with some more

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Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Here's to our girlfriends and wives; may they never meet!
and a favourite of mine for some reason,
Go, and never darken my towels again.