
One of my customers used to be a train driver.
One night he wasn't at the pub I was playing and somebody told me that he'd had someone jump in front of his train.
Apparently the sight of someone turning instantly to soup on the front of your cab can have a rather unsettling effect, and I never saw the bloke again.
That second bloke on the vid couldn't have come closer to that train if he was in an Aerosmith vid