During a visit to the mental asylum, I asked the director, "How do
you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized?"
"Well," said the director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon,
a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty
the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because
it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No." said the director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a
bed near the window?"
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