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Old 31 Mar 2009, 15:39   #878
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Default Top Ten Star Wars lines improved by the word 'pants'...

1 I find your lack of pants disturbing.
2 You are unwise to lower your pants.
3 Your pants, you will not need them.
4 Chewie and me got into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this.
5 I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.
6 The Force is strong in my pants.
7 You came in those pants? You're braver than I thought.
8 In his pants you will find a new definition of pain and suffering
9 Governer Tarkin. I should have expected to find you holding Vader's pants.
10 I think you just can't bear to let a gorgeous guy like me out of your pants.

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