A couple was lying in bed together on the morning of their tenth
wedding anniversary when the wife says 'Darling, as this is such a
special occasion, I think that it is time I made a confession. Before
we were married I was a hooker for eight years.
The husband ponders for a moment and then looks into his wife's eyes
and says, 'My love, you have been a perfect wife for ten years, I
cannot hold your past against you, in fact maybe you could show me a
few tricks of the trade and spice up our sex life a bit?'
She says 'I don't think you understand, my name was Tom and I played
rugby for Wales ...
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