A Welshman is admiring his Kiwi friend's sheep.
'Got him well trained', says the Kiwi proudly, 'watch this'. He goes up to the sheep, smacks it on the head and the sheep promptly gives him a blowjob. 'And to stop', said the Kiwi, 'I just smack him on the head again'.
'That's fantastic' said the Welshman.
The Kiwi winked and said 'Here, why don't you have a go'?
'Brilliant' said the Welshman, 'just don't hit me too hard on the head'
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