20 reasons why chocolate is better than sex
You can GET chocolate
"If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate
Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft
You can safely have chocolate while you are driving
You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to
You can have chocolate in front of your mother
If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind
Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names
The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate
You can have chocolate on top of your desk during working hours without upsetting your work mates
You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped
You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate
With chocolate there's no need to fake it
Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant
You can have chocolate at any time of the month
Good chocolate is easy to find
You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle
You are never too young or to old for chocolate
When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbours awake
With chocolate size doesn't matter, it's always good
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