Dave, please don't give up the day job. In fact, you should spend more time on the day job and less time with those puns
I remember watching classic albums, where at times some of the tracks on Bat Out Of Hell are "deconstructed" while Meat sits at the mixing desk. Thought it was really interesting to hear how the album tracks were composed etc. I remember thinking that the individual pieces when heard in isolation on that TV show sounded to my highly untrained ears ... bloody awful, but when you add them into the mix that is the final released product it's a world of difference.
To keep the food analogies going, I absolutely detest coconut with a vengeance, it is in my opinion the devils food, can't abide the stuff in the slightest, but ... one of my favourite curries is a Chicken Korma. The ingredients and the end product do not always go hand in hand with taste.