Notes to self for future reference......
Throwing a broken off exhaust pipe into a radiator results in the vehicle levitating.
Having my nuts slammed into a lamp post by two horses will
NOT hurt.
Horses are great for power sliding.
The working title for HCTB should have been 12 horses, 2 moter bikes, and a jeep, in a china shop.
If you can take your dog on the bus for free, don't let them tell you you can't take your horse.
When you chain the whoop ass guy to you, you also chain yourself to the whoop ass guy
.
I can dance better than that, and without the poodle perm and moostache (no matter what Harry Enfield says
).
OK, I
can't do the splits and backflips like that, but I can drink 20 pints of cider and headbang a little bit.And I still don't have the mullet.