Back to the TEOTH review-
At least in that one, it's clear that the writer is familiar with the song in question. I wouldn't even call that HCTB piece a "review".
I thought I read Jim say somewhere that he loves the really bad reviews because they are so passionate in their hate, or something to that effect. I can just picture him chuckling over this one.
I like how he said he kept the little slip of paper that Clive Davis gave him with a diagram of how to write a song.