A bloke walks into a brothel and says,
"I`m a bit kinky.How much is total humiliation?"
The madam replies "£37.99p".
The bloke says "Wow, what do I get for that?"
The madam says "An England shirt."
Rob Green trained for three hours,
had 4000 shots at him and didn`t let in a single goal.
Next time, he and Hesky will train with the rest of the squad.
After the Algerian game,a bloke in the pub turned to his dog and said,
"What did you think of that?" The dog replies "I though we were rubbish."
The bloke saw me staring at him and said "He always says that when England play badly."
I said: "Blimey,What does he say when we play well?"
Bloke replied: "Dunno, I`ve only had him 44 years."
The FA have launched an inquiry to find out how a fan found his way into the dressing room.
Another is underway to see how Shaun Wright-Phillips got there too.
Still can`t believe we only managed a draw against such a terrible team,
we should easily have beaten, I`m ashamed to be Algerian.
The England squad flew back into Glasgow Airport yesterday,
so they could get a heroe`s welcome.
All of the England Mars bars are now on special offer at Tesco at two 4-1
On Sept. 3 1939,Germany declared war.
On June 27 2010, Scotland forgave them.
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