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Originally Posted by AndyK
A bloke walks into a brothel and says,
"I`m a bit kinky.How much is total humiliation?"
The madam replies "£37.99p".
The bloke says "Wow, what do I get for that?"
The madam says "An England shirt."
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I just might "borrow" that for my facebook status
Quote:
Originally Posted by AndyK
On Sept. 3 1939,Germany declared war.
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They did?
Actually, France and England declared war on Germany on that date after the deadline to withdraw from Poland had passed.
Factually
accurate jokes please.
Just because it's funny, doesn't mean we can't learn at the same time
