After drowning my frustration in Irish beer, watching
The Art of Negative Thinking about a dozen times, listening to The White Stripes and Billy Joel's
Attila album

for too long and suffering from a serious case of Wario madness withdrawal syndrome, I've come to terms with the issue and decided to tentatively return to the forum.
Honestly, I probably wouldn't have come back if someone hadn't started a thread titled "Confused".
I've missed you, folks.