A man went to court to ask for a divorce.
After reviewing the papers, the judge asked "Why should I grant you this divorce?"
"Well your honour" replied the man "the problem is that I live in a two story house"
"What the heck does the height of your house have to do with anything?" Asked the Judge
The man replied "No, no, it's a two story house. teh first story is I ahve a headache, and the second sotry isd that time of the month!!!"
