Frank gets up one morning and tells the wife to put her good clothes on because he was taking her out for the day
But I've got loads of stuff to do today she protested
Your too miserable he sadi, I'm taking you to the zoo for a day out
So they went off to the zoo and aas they wandered around they went past the gorilla cage
"He fancies you" said frank to his wife
"Does he heck " she replid
He does frank said, go on , flash a bit of leg at him
So she did and the gorilla got more excited. Feeling braver she flashed a bit of cleavage at him adn the gorilla started jumping up and down with joy.
All of a sudden Frank grabbed his wife, shoved her in the gorilla cage adn locked the door.
"Frank" she screamed through the bars "why???"
Frank turned and replied "Now tell HIM you've got a headache!!!"
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