And what you would be wearing as you were played.
In fact, looking into the crystal ball I got off e bay, I can see that after a series of polls on the subject, Wario would be..............
A banjolele, wearing a day glow orange lycra sheath and purple neck studs, played by an orangatang in a gimp mask and assless golfing pants, and the song would be Come Fly With Me.
I've been on this forum for too long
