A woman went into a pharmacy adn asked to buy some cyanide. the pharmacist said "What do you want that for? It's very dangerous!!"
I want to kill my husband replied the woman.
Well i'm sorry said the pharmacist, i can't sell you any to commit murder with. Why do you wnat to kill him anyway?
The woman didn't speak adn instead pulled a photo out of her husband with the pharmacists wife
"Ah right" said the pharmacist "Why didn't you say you had a prescription!!!"
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