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Old 22 Oct 2003, 01:50   #184
White of High
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A housebraker is climbing into the dark kitchen but in the window he hears the next:
- "Jesus listen you!"
He's affraid but climbing away. When his legs in the kitchen he hears again:
- "Jesus listen you!"
He fears, the ice running on his back, trembling but he reaches out for the switch but he hears again:
- "Jesus listen you!"
He's switching on the light and see a parrott in a cage on the table. He goes there and ask:
- Did you say that "Jesus listen you!"?
- Yes. - say the parrott.
- And are you Jesus?
- No. My name is Clerence.
- Clerence? What a stupid man gives such a name for a parrott?
- Who gives the Jesus name for the pittbull...
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