A man got up one morning \and went to the kitchen. His wife was in a foul mood!
"And just who is Linda?" she snapped
"Linda??" he asked nervously
"Yes linda, you were shouting her name all night"
"Ah well dear" he said "She is a horse "lucky Linda" that someone gave me a tip on and i was just excited about it because it was such a good tip!"
His wife seemed to accept this so they both went about their days. When the chap got home from work his wife was in an even worse mood. He walked in and she punched hm one
"What the hecks wrong with you?" he asked
Se looked at him before replying "Your horse telephoned!!!"
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