Now that is a guy with his priorities in order
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Another thing you should never do to a cop is to sing maybe it's because i'm a Londoner (after drinking to many beers).I know.I was that drunk
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Funny thing is,by the time they finally released me,every cop in the station was either humming,whistling or drumming the tune with their fingers
Anyway,back on topic,
A man was standing at a bus stop eating a bag of chips.The woman next to him had a dog on a lead,that was getting very excited by the smell of the food and jumping up against the man.
Do you mind if I throw him a bit?asked the man.No,not at all said the lady.So the man picked up the dog and threw it over a wall
