As a tribute to the weather:
A little bear went up to his mum adn asked "Am I really a polar bear?"
His mum looked at him adn said "Well, white fur, you live at the north pole, me and ya dad are polar bears, So yes you are a polar bear"
So he went to find his dad and asked him "Am I really a polar bear?"
His dad looked at him and said "Well, white fur, you live at the north pole, me and ya mum are polar bears, So yes you are a polar bear"
So he went to find his granny and asked her the same question,
She said "Well, you've got white fur and live at the north pole so yes you are a polar bear. Why do you ask?"
And he looked up at her and said "Because I'm blooming freezing!"
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