OUT AND ABOUT
Walk into a full elevator and face the back wall instead of the doors like everyone else. Observe.
Walk into an full elevator. When the doors are close, casually ponder "I wonder if there's enough air in here?".
Wear a large sombrero to a cinema.
Wear a large sombrero to a cinema, and sit in front of the projector.
Practice modem noises (e.g. Screech! Bruuubabababbr EEEEEEEScreeeEEEEch!) at work, or school when applicable.
Speak in third person all day.
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