Top Ten Things Samuel L. Jackson Should Have Said in the Star Wars Prequel
10. You don't need to see my goddamn identification, 'cause these ain't the mother~~~~in' droids you're looking for.
9. Womp rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'll never know, 'cause I'd never touch the filthy mother~~~~er.
8. This is your father's lightsaber. When you absolutely, positively, have to kill every mother~~~~in' stormtrooper in the room ... accept no substitutes.
7. If Obi-Wan ain't home then I don't know what the ~~~~ we're gonna do. I ain't got no other connections on Tatooine.
6. Feel the Force, Mother~~~~er.
5. 'What' ain't no planet I've ever heard of! Do they speak Bocce on 'What'?
4. You sendin' the Fett? Shit, Hutt, that's all you had to say!
3. Yeah, Chewie's got a hair problem. What the brother gonna do? He's a Wookie.
2. Does Jabba the Hutt look like a bitch? Then why are you tryin' to ~~~~ him like one?
1. Hand me my lightsaber... it's the one that says, 'Bad Ass Mother ~~~~er.'