One of my favourite comments: 'Meat Loaf looked much healthier in 2004'.
Well, no shit, that was 12 years ago. I mean, I looked healthier back then, too
P.S. I'd argue that's closer to a cane than a 'walking stick', which looks incredibly cool. Meat should go all out and get one with a silver skull on the top (or a bat, obviously), and carry it around whether he needs to or not.