
Things I wish I could say at work?I could have some fun with that
Top of the list for a karaoke host/singer would have to be....
WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE, A F...ING JUKEBOX

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FOR GOD'S SAKE WILL YOU JUST ALL HURRY UP AND GET DRUNK ENOUGH TO SING

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YOU CAN ONLY SING IF YOU FIRST PRESENT ME WITH BEER

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NO, THE MUSIC IS NOT TOO FAST.IT JUST SEEMS THAT WAY BECAUSE YOUR DRUNK YOU CRETIN

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YES,THIS IS THE RIGHT VERSION

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THAT WAS THE WORST VERSION OF THAT SONG I HAVE EVER HEARD

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NO YOU CAN'T SING.I'M DRUNK NOW.THE MIC IS ALL MINE

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