Best Film - Can't remember the name but that British bowling comedy!
Best Non Meat Album - Johnny Cash - American IV
Best Non Meat Song - Alan Jackson & Jimmy Buffett - It's 5 o'clock somewhere
Best TV Show - The Jumars at number 42 (hard one as I watch very little TV!!)
Best Actor - Bill Nighy
Best Actress - Billie Piper in "The Canterbury tales"
Best Sporting Moment - England's Sweet Chariot swinging low to carry us to glory!!!
Best Meal - Gammon and Chips in Brewsters
Worst Album - Shania - Up
Worst TV Show - Most of them!!!
Lifetime Achievement - The Prince of Bleeping Darkness - Mr Ozzy Osbourne (and a special award for Mrs Sharon Osbourne!!!)
Best On Screen Death - David Blunkett on Celebrity Mastermind!!!!!!