This is rude so don't have a go at me... It's the best one i know but it's preety crap.
An old man and woman go to a doctors surgery. The doctor asks "what can i do for you?" And the old man says "I want you to watch our orgasm." So the doctor, a little embarrased, reluctantly says "ok then" As it's the call of duty. At the end he says "I can't see nothing wrong" And the old couple go home.
Every day for the next two weeks the couple went in and complained about their orgasm, and each time the doctor says it's ok. On the monday of the third week the couple came in yet again and complained about their orgasm.
The doctor is pretty fed up by this time so he says "You have been coming here every day for the past few weeks. Thre is nothing wrong. Maybe you and your wife might want to see a RELATE counsillor,"
"Oh no," cried the shocked old man. "We can't do it at her house because her hubby is there, and we can't do it at my house because the wife is there. Over here we get paid by BUPA to do it"
crappy i know...
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