OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*runs out, finds FA's fella on floor writhing in agony, picks him up puts him in chair*
sorrysorrysorry FA!
*looks at man angrily*
Don't look at my pal heli mate!
*Gets him cuppa and looks over to meat loaf lookalike*
Erm... hi there
just er.... a man i found outside, yeah.... he got beat up by some yobs... saved his life yaknow.... ahem...