The Person Below Me.

**The Flying Mouse** · 29 Mar 2008, 20:02

An unholy alliance between the "Slapped Or Saved" and "The Person Above Me (alternative)" threads.

Post a fact about the next person to post (even though you don't know who it is)

Someone will admit that the fact is about them (including explanation is always good

) and then post the next fact.

The person below me.............

Killed Kenny.

Battybarb · 29 Mar 2008, 20:33

yea he was getting on my nerves

the person below me hid Kennys dead body

sexyeyes_jo · 29 Mar 2008, 20:34

yeah gonna dig a hole in the garden to put his bodie in

the person below me has met meat loaf more than once

Battybarb · 29 Mar 2008, 20:36

Too right and it was great...............beast time in Bromley

the person below me can sing well on stage

sexyeyes_jo · 29 Mar 2008, 20:43

only when im drunk lol

the person below me can dance like patrick swayze

**The Flying Mouse** · 29 Mar 2008, 20:45

Yeah, I get that a lot

It was all those salsa lessons, and winning the world championship was a bit of a boost.

The person below me leart 5 different languages in one afternoon.

Battybarb · 30 Mar 2008, 11:30

How did you know ?was keeping it secret lol

The person below me has a favourite hobby..........Bungee Jumping

sexyeyes_jo · 30 Mar 2008, 12:56

yeah i do that all the time

the person below me can pole dance

**The Flying Mouse** · 30 Mar 2008, 17:51

Well, it all started one rather drunken night in town.
I'd lost my wallet and was short on cab fair, so I found the nearest lamp post near a crowd of women and shook my money maker

The rest,as they say, is history.

Won the world dominoes championship last year.

Battybarb · 30 Mar 2008, 22:30

yea,been plying for years...second year running that ive won,was taught by Alf Garnet

the person below me is training to be in the SAS

**The Flying Mouse** · 30 Mar 2008, 22:35

I ran over the prime ministers dog

So, it was either saying sorry and doing 5 and a half hours community service, or join a secret government department that trained me in unarmed combat, assasination methods, commuications, how to drive/fly/sail any vehicle, and make a bloody good cup of tea.

I didn't have much choice did I?

Kidnapped Michael Bolton.

sexyeyes_jo · 31 Mar 2008, 01:21

yeah i kidnapped him and made him sing to me, how can we be lovers and how am i suppose to live without you.

the person below me starred in ghost

Battybarb · 31 Mar 2008, 02:15

yea,only had a small part,was one of the demon ghosts,had fun filming,had to go into hell

The person below me had a part in all of the Rocky films

**The Flying Mouse** · 31 Mar 2008, 12:46

Correct

Originally it was a large part, but then they found out I could kick Stalone's ass, so they had to downsize my character considerablly so as not to show him up too much.

Invented spectacles.

sexyeyes_jo · 31 Mar 2008, 21:03

yeah i did invented spectacles and it seemed like a good idea at the time

the person below me likes to straighten their hair alot

Battybarb · 31 Mar 2008, 23:17

Correct....all the time,cannot stand frizzy hair..

the person below me has been around Brands Hatch in a brand new racing car 100 times

**The Flying Mouse** · 01 Apr 2008, 15:26

Correct.
I was only changing a wheel during a pit stop and my jacket got caught on a nut and I was off

The person below was involved with The Bay Of Pigs incident

Battybarb · 02 Apr 2008, 09:48

very true,was 2nd in command and takind orders from Kennedy

The person below in secretly in charge of the whole of the FBI

sexyeyes_jo · 02 Apr 2008, 18:53

yeah thats right but sssssshhhhhhhh as no one is meant to know

the person below is secretly related to jon bon jovi

**The Flying Mouse** · 02 Apr 2008, 19:00

I am.

I got all the good looks and talent

Taught Sir John Mills how to act.

sexyeyes_jo · 02 Apr 2008, 19:03

thats definately true im not just a pretty face i have hidden talents

the person below me has been in a film with johnny depp

**The Flying Mouse** · 02 Apr 2008, 19:18

T'was I who actually played Mrs Lovett

Has a pilots licence.

Deb · 02 Apr 2008, 19:31

wtf

29 Mar 2008, 20:02	#1
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	The Person Below Me. An unholy alliance between the "Slapped Or Saved" and "The Person Above Me (alternative)" threads. Post a fact about the next person to post (even though you don't know who it is) Someone will admit that the fact is about them (including explanation is always good ) and then post the next fact. The person below me............. Killed Kenny.

02 Apr 2008, 19:18	#22
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	T'was I who actually played Mrs Lovett Has a pilots licence. Last edited by The Flying Mouse; 02 Apr 2008 at 19:31.

29 Mar 2008, 20:33	#2
Battybarb Nutty Tart From Hell Join Date: 25.05.2007 Location: liverpool Posts: 8,390	yea he was getting on my nerves the person below me hid Kennys dead body

29 Mar 2008, 20:34	#3
sexyeyes_jo Mrs Mouse Join Date: 17.05.2005 Location: Liverpool Posts: 4,633	yeah gonna dig a hole in the garden to put his bodie in the person below me has met meat loaf more than once

29 Mar 2008, 20:36	#4
Battybarb Nutty Tart From Hell Join Date: 25.05.2007 Location: liverpool Posts: 8,390	Too right and it was great...............beast time in Bromley the person below me can sing well on stage

29 Mar 2008, 20:43	#5
sexyeyes_jo Mrs Mouse Join Date: 17.05.2005 Location: Liverpool Posts: 4,633	only when im drunk lol the person below me can dance like patrick swayze

29 Mar 2008, 20:45	#6
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	Yeah, I get that a lot It was all those salsa lessons, and winning the world championship was a bit of a boost. The person below me leart 5 different languages in one afternoon.

30 Mar 2008, 11:30	#7
Battybarb Nutty Tart From Hell Join Date: 25.05.2007 Location: liverpool Posts: 8,390	How did you know ?was keeping it secret lol The person below me has a favourite hobby..........Bungee Jumping

30 Mar 2008, 12:56	#8
sexyeyes_jo Mrs Mouse Join Date: 17.05.2005 Location: Liverpool Posts: 4,633	yeah i do that all the time the person below me can pole dance

30 Mar 2008, 17:51	#9
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	Well, it all started one rather drunken night in town. I'd lost my wallet and was short on cab fair, so I found the nearest lamp post near a crowd of women and shook my money maker The rest,as they say, is history. Won the world dominoes championship last year.

30 Mar 2008, 22:30	#10
Battybarb Nutty Tart From Hell Join Date: 25.05.2007 Location: liverpool Posts: 8,390	yea,been plying for years...second year running that ive won,was taught by Alf Garnet the person below me is training to be in the SAS

30 Mar 2008, 22:35	#11
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	I ran over the prime ministers dog So, it was either saying sorry and doing 5 and a half hours community service, or join a secret government department that trained me in unarmed combat, assasination methods, commuications, how to drive/fly/sail any vehicle, and make a bloody good cup of tea. I didn't have much choice did I? Kidnapped Michael Bolton.

31 Mar 2008, 01:21	#12
sexyeyes_jo Mrs Mouse Join Date: 17.05.2005 Location: Liverpool Posts: 4,633	yeah i kidnapped him and made him sing to me, how can we be lovers and how am i suppose to live without you. the person below me starred in ghost

31 Mar 2008, 02:15	#13
Battybarb Nutty Tart From Hell Join Date: 25.05.2007 Location: liverpool Posts: 8,390	yea,only had a small part,was one of the demon ghosts,had fun filming,had to go into hell The person below me had a part in all of the Rocky films

31 Mar 2008, 12:46	#14
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	Correct Originally it was a large part, but then they found out I could kick Stalone's ass, so they had to downsize my character considerablly so as not to show him up too much. Invented spectacles.

31 Mar 2008, 21:03	#15
sexyeyes_jo Mrs Mouse Join Date: 17.05.2005 Location: Liverpool Posts: 4,633	yeah i did invented spectacles and it seemed like a good idea at the time the person below me likes to straighten their hair alot

31 Mar 2008, 23:17	#16
Battybarb Nutty Tart From Hell Join Date: 25.05.2007 Location: liverpool Posts: 8,390	Correct....all the time,cannot stand frizzy hair.. the person below me has been around Brands Hatch in a brand new racing car 100 times

01 Apr 2008, 15:26	#17
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	Correct. I was only changing a wheel during a pit stop and my jacket got caught on a nut and I was off The person below was involved with The Bay Of Pigs incident

02 Apr 2008, 09:48	#18
Battybarb Nutty Tart From Hell Join Date: 25.05.2007 Location: liverpool Posts: 8,390	very true,was 2nd in command and takind orders from Kennedy The person below in secretly in charge of the whole of the FBI

02 Apr 2008, 18:53	#19
sexyeyes_jo Mrs Mouse Join Date: 17.05.2005 Location: Liverpool Posts: 4,633	yeah thats right but sssssshhhhhhhh as no one is meant to know the person below is secretly related to jon bon jovi

02 Apr 2008, 19:00	#20
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	I am. I got all the good looks and talent Taught Sir John Mills how to act.

02 Apr 2008, 19:03	#21
sexyeyes_jo Mrs Mouse Join Date: 17.05.2005 Location: Liverpool Posts: 4,633	thats definately true im not just a pretty face i have hidden talents the person below me has been in a film with johnny depp

02 Apr 2008, 19:31	#23
Deb Mega Loafer Join Date: 26.04.2003 Location: Did I say that?... Posts: 4,162	wtf