06 May 2002, 22:47
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You dig.
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A story ...
Ok, lurkers - here goes:
I'm wondering, if we get this thing going: an ongoing story. I'm going to start off with just 1 or sentence and you may add whatever you like ... Got it? It's your turn now!  R. Start: Once upon a time in a country not far away in ... |
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07 May 2002, 08:25
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Senior Loafer
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where angels had guitars before they had wings
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07 May 2002, 12:30
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The Butcher
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And there is no day or night, No hate and no fight |
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07 May 2002, 12:40
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Mega Loafer
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A man had his buddies, a beer and a dream to......
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07 May 2002, 21:17
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Mega Loafer
Join Date: 14.04.2002
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become Prime Minister of the Netherlands
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08 May 2002, 21:28
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Super Loafer
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Hey Ricky, now mine is empty, how about one for you?
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08 May 2002, 22:15
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You dig.
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... "Sure, mate!
 " one of those buddies answered and went off to order another round.Meanwhile ... |
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08 May 2002, 23:00
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Mega Loafer
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But on the way to the bar he got distracted by....
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08 May 2002, 23:35
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Rookie
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A DEAD RINGER FOR LOVE
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09 May 2002, 17:20
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Mega Loafer
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Who said.....
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09 May 2002, 23:24
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You dig.
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"Excuse me, but is this an empty bottle in your trousers or are you just happy to see me?" . At first he didn't know what to say, but then ... |
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09 May 2002, 23:26
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Guest Post Container
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YOU TOOK THE WORDS RIGHT OUT OF MY MOUTH
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10 May 2002, 00:15
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Senior Loafer
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In his embarrassment, he dropped his wallet, keys and and PDA - despite grovelling around frantically, he couldn't find the PDA...
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26 May 2003, 17:55
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queen post- whore extraordinaire
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...then heard a bleep bleep..
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26 May 2003, 18:28
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The Butcher
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....he picked up his phone, and there was a friend with a very bad attitude....
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26 May 2003, 20:04
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Sinner
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So he told him to lose the attitude and hung up, by which time the beer's had taken effect so he made his way across the crowed bar to get to the mens room, as he pushed the door open.............
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26 May 2003, 20:05
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Mega Loafer
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who just wanted a piece of the action
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26 May 2003, 21:55
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queen post- whore extraordinaire
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..it was a woman dressed to kill in the mens room Hi honey she snarled...
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27 May 2003, 02:41
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Super Loafer
Join Date: 23.10.2002
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"what are you doing in here, get out quick!" (he said to his daughter)
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27 May 2003, 08:39
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Mega Loafer
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but i need to ask you a very very important question.......'Does My Bum Look Big In This??'
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27 May 2003, 09:34
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queen post- whore extraordinaire
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...touch of the J-Lo there honey..
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27 May 2003, 09:52
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queen post- whore extraordinaire
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..have to look after that otherwise it'll end up on the floor, looking like a wedding train..
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27 May 2003, 11:10
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Mega Loafer
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...they said that you had a bad attitude, but i didnt believe them until now...
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27 May 2003, 16:43
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queen post- whore extraordinaire
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..you shouldn't listen to others little boy, aren't u man enough to make your're own mind up..
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27 May 2003, 19:07
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Sinner
Join Date: 15.04.2003
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Then he could take no more he grabed his jacket and went out to find his motorbike, It was a hot summers night and...........
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