women, our problems are solved!

airhead · 08 Aug 2004, 00:13

Tired of flirting?

Sick of chasing men?

Thinking of turning lesbian/ joining a nunnery?

then try this for size!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...512614998&rd=1

mariella · 08 Aug 2004, 01:10

I actually think I know someone how would buy this

xxx
Mariella
...thank you so much for making me laugh...

scotty · 08 Aug 2004, 11:25

I believe a 'wonderbra' has the same effect.......men buying drinks etc,etc

Biter · 08 Aug 2004, 16:19

Got some, its called Absinthe

Get someone drunk on that and they are yours for life...well the rest of the night anyway

Gez · 09 Aug 2004, 15:12

mlukfc female members will be flocking to buy these

DIZZY DRUMMER · 09 Aug 2004, 15:13

Don't need it Gerry

KebLou · 09 Aug 2004, 16:51

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gerry

mlukfc female members will be flocking to buy these

What do you mean?

I don't need any such thing.

airhead · 09 Aug 2004, 20:54

Hmph. How is it very time i fancy a boy, i spend loads of time flirting with him, and then he goes for my friends?

There is a conspirisy against me!

KebLou · 09 Aug 2004, 21:50

Quote:

Originally Posted by airhead

Hmph. How is it very time i fancy a boy, i spend loads of time flirting with him, and then he goes for my friends?

There is a conspirisy against me!

Just hang out with them, they prefer someone who can just chill out with them and their mates. Don't ask how I know, just I know, and you don't need some rubbish thing bought off ebay.

Emily · 09 Aug 2004, 22:54

Would be interesting to see if it actually worked

What a fun experiment

Emily

airhead · 09 Aug 2004, 23:17

Quote:

Originally Posted by keb

Quote:

Originally Posted by airhead

Hmph. How is it very time i fancy a boy, i spend loads of time flirting with him, and then he goes for my friends?

There is a conspirisy against me!

Just hang out with them, they prefer someone who can just chill out with them and their mates. Don't ask how I know, just I know, and you don't need some rubbish thing bought off ebay.

no i wasn't on there for that, i was bored and felt like finding something random and what weird things e bay sold and i saw this and thought "FORUM!!!!" Don't worry, just get slightly pissed off. Maybe it's because i'm boyish and not very feminine and old in some ways and young in others.

And anyway, was on holiday with a friend and we were both having fun and she and this boy were flirting and it happens all the time. What would you go for?

Girl no 1 has big tits, fashionable, streetwise, adultly, pretty face, from london, good taste, make up (but not much), says all the right slang, knows everything going in big brother, knows when to shut up.

or.....

girl no 2: tomboy, dreamer, artist, prefers improving drawing skills than reading "cosmopolitan", doesn't like new music, poet, not very streetwise, unlucky as frank spencer and probably... overconfident with things like kareoke and dancing when she don't know the steps and has two left feet.

you tell me.

KebLou · 09 Aug 2004, 23:28

Well airhead, I go on personality. Most of the lads I hang out with do to, and only like the girls that show off skin as a eyecandy nothing more. Whereas girls who have a personality they perfer to hang out with, and get to know them better but then if hes a shallow boy you're better off without him.

scotty · 09 Aug 2004, 23:28

Girl No. 1 for me (sorry) its a big tits thing,and with me being from Essex I'd understand her slang!!

Rob The Badger · 09 Aug 2004, 23:33

Well, I'm not exactly the one to ask about girls or what boys like in girls but anyone who picks girl number 1 would be a horrible bore because girl number 1 is a bore.

Number 2 also has flaws. The new music one being a problem. . .anyone closed minded regarding music would not like me at all.

But hey, I don't rate the womens much anyways. . .

*shrug*

KebLou · 09 Aug 2004, 23:39

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob The Badger

Well, I'm not exactly the one to ask about girls or what boys like in girls but anyone who picks girl number 1 would be a horrible bore because girl number 1 is a bore.

Number 2 also has flaws. The new music one being a problem. . .anyone closed minded regarding music would not like me at all.

But hey, I don't rate the womens much anyways. . .

*shrug*

So in other words neither.

Rob The Badger · 09 Aug 2004, 23:44

The new music thing is the only thing that irritates me about girl 2.
Otherwise, dream date.

Biter · 10 Aug 2004, 01:15

Yeah Eds. I'd shag ya...

airhead · 10 Aug 2004, 01:37

I do like some new stuff, katie melua, dido (runs and hides after making things worse) and i like that black eyed pea song, where is the love, and some robbie williams. I'd say i'm pretty open minded, i just hate rap and most garage and r n b.

KebLou · 10 Aug 2004, 01:42

Quote:

Originally Posted by airhead

I do like some new stuff, katie melua, dido (runs and hides after making things worse) and i like that black eyed pea song, where is the love, and some robbie williams. I'd say i'm pretty open minded, i just hate rap and most garage and r n b.

You just lost my vote. I listen to Rap, Garage and R'n'B.

Rob The Badger · 10 Aug 2004, 02:04

Quote:

Originally Posted by airhead

I do like some new stuff, katie melua, dido (runs and hides after making things worse) and i like that black eyed pea song, where is the love, and some robbie williams. I'd say i'm pretty open minded, i just hate rap and most garage and r n b.

. . .

. . . . . .

I'll pretend you didn't say that.

airhead · 10 Aug 2004, 02:09

oh shit....

Sorry... didn't mean to upst you two...

will go hide in shadows for a while...

*runs and hides in a little corner*

airhead · 10 Aug 2004, 02:10

Quote:

Originally Posted by Biter

Yeah Eds. I'd shag ya...

I'm gonna ignore that remark

*whistles and backs away*

Pixie · 10 Aug 2004, 10:33

This is hilarious! Can't you just spot the young'uns and the old'uns who don't give a toss from miles off. Now, if I could be bothered (as a relatively old'un) I'd say that I'm sure Girl No. 1 and No. 2 are probably very nice people and there's someone for everyone etc etc and so on until I bore myself....

Biter · 10 Aug 2004, 11:54

Well, if I was a man or a gay woman, I would choose girl number two.
I mean what's the point of having great T+A if there is nothing behind it?
If you can't talk to somebody, then there is no point being with them.

You will normally find that people like girl number two have more true friends around them and will be more content with a male best friend than a four-day fling with the local male slag (no offence to male slags).

Anyway eds, you have a very charming habit of collecting freaks, goths dagenham homo's and friends. One of them is staying with you this weekend...and plans to get you tiddly

Why do you want a boyfriend so much anyway? Remember what happened last time with Stephen (aka walking cardigan).

KebLou · 10 Aug 2004, 12:47

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pixie

This is hilarious! Can't you just spot the young'uns and the old'uns who don't give a [...] from miles off. Now, if I could be bothered (as a relatively old'un) I'd say that I'm sure Girl No. 1 and No. 2 are probably very nice people and there's someone for everyone etc etc and so on until I bore myself....

Who do you think are the young'uns and which are the old'uns?

08 Aug 2004, 00:13	#1
airhead the enchanted spleen Join Date: 12.02.2004 Location: ok, you see that sweet little cottage? I live next door in the nuthouse. Posts: 1,909	women, our problems are solved! Tired of flirting? Sick of chasing men? Thinking of turning lesbian/ joining a nunnery? then try this for size! http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...512614998&rd=1

08 Aug 2004, 01:10	#2
mariella Mega Loafer Join Date: 04.02.2003 Location: Holland Posts: 4,063	I actually think I know someone how would buy this xxx Mariella ...thank you so much for making me laugh...

08 Aug 2004, 11:25	#3
scotty Mega Loafer Join Date: 25.11.2003 Location: Harlow Essex Posts: 1,166	I believe a 'wonderbra' has the same effect.......men buying drinks etc,etc

08 Aug 2004, 16:19	#4
Biter Lurker Join Date: 12.07.2004 Location: Kent Posts: 1,067	Got some, its called Absinthe Get someone drunk on that and they are yours for life...well the rest of the night anyway

09 Aug 2004, 15:12	#5
Gez Knicker thief Join Date: 17.04.2003 Location: auch...not on the fence Posts: 5,633	mlukfc female members will be flocking to buy these

09 Aug 2004, 15:13	#6
DIZZY DRUMMER Always Ready For A Bang Join Date: 30.11.2003 Location: Left In The Dark .......... AGAIN Posts: 6,389	Don't need it Gerry

09 Aug 2004, 20:54	#8
airhead the enchanted spleen Join Date: 12.02.2004 Location: ok, you see that sweet little cottage? I live next door in the nuthouse. Posts: 1,909	Hmph. How is it very time i fancy a boy, i spend loads of time flirting with him, and then he goes for my friends? There is a conspirisy against me!

09 Aug 2004, 22:54	#10
Emily Mega Loafer Join Date: 28.12.2003 Location: N.I Posts: 1,085	Would be interesting to see if it actually worked What a fun experiment Emily

09 Aug 2004, 23:28	#12
KebLou Mega Loafer Join Date: 02.03.2004 Location: The Arena of the Unwell Posts: 3,177	Well airhead, I go on personality. Most of the lads I hang out with do to, and only like the girls that show off skin as a eyecandy nothing more. Whereas girls who have a personality they perfer to hang out with, and get to know them better but then if hes a shallow boy you're better off without him.

09 Aug 2004, 23:33	#14
Rob The Badger Too sexy for this post Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Manchester, UK Posts: 2,895	Well, I'm not exactly the one to ask about girls or what boys like in girls but anyone who picks girl number 1 would be a horrible bore because girl number 1 is a bore. Number 2 also has flaws. The new music one being a problem. . .anyone closed minded regarding music would not like me at all. But hey, I don't rate the womens much anyways. . . shrug

09 Aug 2004, 23:44	#16
Rob The Badger Too sexy for this post Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Manchester, UK Posts: 2,895	The new music thing is the only thing that irritates me about girl 2. Otherwise, dream date.

10 Aug 2004, 01:15	#17
Biter Lurker Join Date: 12.07.2004 Location: Kent Posts: 1,067	Yeah Eds. I'd shag ya...

10 Aug 2004, 01:37	#18
airhead the enchanted spleen Join Date: 12.02.2004 Location: ok, you see that sweet little cottage? I live next door in the nuthouse. Posts: 1,909	I do like some new stuff, katie melua, dido (runs and hides after making things worse) and i like that black eyed pea song, where is the love, and some robbie williams. I'd say i'm pretty open minded, i just hate rap and most garage and r n b.

10 Aug 2004, 02:09	#21
airhead the enchanted spleen Join Date: 12.02.2004 Location: ok, you see that sweet little cottage? I live next door in the nuthouse. Posts: 1,909	oh shit.... Sorry... didn't mean to upst you two... will go hide in shadows for a while... runs and hides in a little corner

10 Aug 2004, 10:33	#23
Pixie The Mad Scientist Join Date: 22.03.2004 Location: In a land where I don't have to stay Posts: 1,306	This is hilarious! Can't you just spot the young'uns and the old'uns who don't give a toss from miles off. Now, if I could be bothered (as a relatively old'un) I'd say that I'm sure Girl No. 1 and No. 2 are probably very nice people and there's someone for everyone etc etc and so on until I bore myself....

10 Aug 2004, 11:54	#24
Biter Lurker Join Date: 12.07.2004 Location: Kent Posts: 1,067	Well, if I was a man or a gay woman, I would choose girl number two. I mean what's the point of having great T+A if there is nothing behind it? If you can't talk to somebody, then there is no point being with them. You will normally find that people like girl number two have more true friends around them and will be more content with a male best friend than a four-day fling with the local male slag (no offence to male slags). Anyway eds, you have a very charming habit of collecting freaks, goths dagenham homo's and friends. One of them is staying with you this weekend...and plans to get you tiddly Why do you want a boyfriend so much anyway? Remember what happened last time with Stephen (aka walking cardigan).