Joke

Bart · 29 Jul 2003, 16:34

A man suspected of SARS is lying in the hospital bed with a mask
over
his mouth.
A young auxiliary nurse appears to sponge his face and hands.
"Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles
black?"
Embarrassed the young nurse replies, "I don't know Sir, I'm only here
to wash your face and hands."
He struggles again to talk through his mask an repeats, "Nurse, are
my
testicles black?"
Again the nurse replies, "I can't tell. I'm only here to wash your
face
and hands."
The Head Nurse was passing and saw the man getting a little distraught
so she marched over to inquire what was wrong.
"Nurse," he mumbled, "Are my testicles black?"
Being a nurse of long-standing, the Head Nurse was undaunted.
She whipped back the bedclothes, pulled down his pyjama trousers, had
a
real good look, pulled his
pajamas back up, replaced the bedclothes and announced,
"Nothing wrong with your testicles!!!"
At this point, the man pulled off his mask and screams out,
"I SAID, ARE MY TEST RESULTS BACK ??!!"

Testify · 29 Jul 2003, 16:43

heehee

dottie · 29 Jul 2003, 19:39

Right On Bart

Wild_Honey · 29 Jul 2003, 20:50

Hey, you should post some more of this to the "Jokes" topic!

**The Flying Mouse** · 29 Jul 2003, 23:11

Please continue posting in the Jokes topic.

29 Jul 2003, 16:34	#1
Bart Bald Mega Loafer Join Date: 06.03.2003 Location: Holland, but I prefer Greece Posts: 2,243	Joke A man suspected of SARS is lying in the hospital bed with a mask over his mouth. A young auxiliary nurse appears to sponge his face and hands. "Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?" Embarrassed the young nurse replies, "I don't know Sir, I'm only here to wash your face and hands." He struggles again to talk through his mask an repeats, "Nurse, are my testicles black?" Again the nurse replies, "I can't tell. I'm only here to wash your face and hands." The Head Nurse was passing and saw the man getting a little distraught so she marched over to inquire what was wrong. "Nurse," he mumbled, "Are my testicles black?" Being a nurse of long-standing, the Head Nurse was undaunted. She whipped back the bedclothes, pulled down his pyjama trousers, had a real good look, pulled his pajamas back up, replaced the bedclothes and announced, "Nothing wrong with your testicles!!!" At this point, the man pulled off his mask and screams out, "I SAID, ARE MY TEST RESULTS BACK ??!!"

29 Jul 2003, 16:43	#2
Testify ragamuffin Join Date: 21.05.2003 Location: xxx daydreaming xxx Posts: 5,023	heehee

29 Jul 2003, 19:39	#3
dottie queen post- whore extraordinaire Join Date: 29.01.2003 Location: Still Rockin' at "72" Posts: 13,181	Right On Bart

29 Jul 2003, 20:50	#4
Wild_Honey Super Loafer Join Date: 23.03.2003 Location: Windeck, Germany Posts: 606	Hey, you should post some more of this to the "Jokes" topic!

29 Jul 2003, 23:11	#5
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	Please continue posting in the Jokes topic.