Q&A

**The Flying Mouse** · 20 Apr 2007, 16:26

Answer a question, then ask a question.

Questions to be vuague as poss, answers to make no sence at all.

What does it do?

**The Flying Mouse** · 20 Apr 2007, 16:27

Flushes the toilet.

Where does it go?

**The Flying Mouse** · 20 Apr 2007, 16:27

Alabama.

What does it eat?

mszee · 20 Apr 2007, 16:31

Cinderella

Why is it flying?

*AndyK* · 20 Apr 2007, 16:45

Because the voices told it to.

How many can it wear?

mszee · 20 Apr 2007, 16:52

5 and 6 on rainy day

How many chickens crossed the road?

Hypnobabe · 20 Apr 2007, 16:55

a video recorder

Why is it sticky?

mszee · 20 Apr 2007, 16:59

Obviously, it's because it's red

How many does it take?

*AndyK* · 20 Apr 2007, 17:00

One, three times a day after meals.

Can it do that?

mszee · 20 Apr 2007, 17:07

No, it has only 3 legs

Is it yours?

*AndyK* · 20 Apr 2007, 17:08

No it's Brian's

How is it possible?

mszee · 20 Apr 2007, 17:10

Because it eats 3 times a day

Can we please?

**RadioMaster** · 20 Apr 2007, 17:45

nope, it's straight

why is it so small?

mszee · 20 Apr 2007, 17:47

Because it is gigantic

This elevator?

**RadioMaster** · 20 Apr 2007, 18:19

nope, the one two floors below.

Why the printer and not the scanner?

mszee · 20 Apr 2007, 18:21

because of the black cat

what your cat?

**RadioMaster** · 20 Apr 2007, 18:28

nope, marvin

whats wrong with Bill Gates?

Hypnobabe · 20 Apr 2007, 18:29

Sixteen, but only on Thursdays

What age is the river?

**The Flying Mouse** · 20 Apr 2007, 18:38

Sheep.

What's it for?

*AndyK* · 20 Apr 2007, 18:41

Dental hygiene

Did you have to mention it?

mszee · 20 Apr 2007, 18:49

Of course, the train was late today!

is book written?

*AndyK* · 20 Apr 2007, 18:50

No, but I have coloured it in.

Can penguins?

mszee · 20 Apr 2007, 18:59

yes, because they can fly

Have you finished your birdie?

**The Flying Mouse** · 20 Apr 2007, 18:59

EDIT:This was aimed at Andy's post, but I got in late, but I still think it's funny so it stays

Quote:

Originally Posted by AndyK

No, but I have coloured it in.

Can penguins?

No.

It's cruel, and they don't taste so good anyway.

When do you want it?

**RadioMaster** · 20 Apr 2007, 19:02

on top of the roof

what's a cushion good for?

20 Apr 2007, 16:26	#1
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	Q&A Answer a question, then ask a question. Questions to be vuague as poss, answers to make no sence at all. What does it do?

20 Apr 2007, 16:27	#2
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	Flushes the toilet. Where does it go?

20 Apr 2007, 16:31	#4
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 29.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	Cinderella Why is it flying?

20 Apr 2007, 16:45	#5
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	Because the voices told it to. How many can it wear?

20 Apr 2007, 16:52	#6
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 29.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	5 and 6 on rainy day How many chickens crossed the road?

20 Apr 2007, 16:55	#7
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	a video recorder Why is it sticky?

20 Apr 2007, 16:59	#8
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 29.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	Obviously, it's because it's red How many does it take?

20 Apr 2007, 17:00	#9
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	One, three times a day after meals. Can it do that?

20 Apr 2007, 17:07	#10
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 29.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	No, it has only 3 legs Is it yours?

20 Apr 2007, 17:08	#11
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	No it's Brian's How is it possible?

20 Apr 2007, 17:10	#12
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 29.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	Because it eats 3 times a day Can we please?

20 Apr 2007, 17:45	#13
RadioMaster The German Join Date: 11.03.2006 Location: some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos... Posts: 15,778	nope, it's straight why is it so small?

20 Apr 2007, 17:47	#14
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 29.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	Because it is gigantic This elevator?

20 Apr 2007, 18:19	#15
RadioMaster The German Join Date: 11.03.2006 Location: some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos... Posts: 15,778	nope, the one two floors below. Why the printer and not the scanner?

20 Apr 2007, 18:21	#16
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 29.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	because of the black cat what your cat?

20 Apr 2007, 18:28	#17
RadioMaster The German Join Date: 11.03.2006 Location: some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos... Posts: 15,778	nope, marvin whats wrong with Bill Gates?

20 Apr 2007, 18:29	#18
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	Sixteen, but only on Thursdays What age is the river?

20 Apr 2007, 18:38	#19
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	Sheep. What's it for?

20 Apr 2007, 18:41	#20
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	Dental hygiene Did you have to mention it?

20 Apr 2007, 18:49	#21
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 29.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	Of course, the train was late today! is book written?

20 Apr 2007, 18:50	#22
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	No, but I have coloured it in. Can penguins?

20 Apr 2007, 18:59	#23
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 29.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	yes, because they can fly Have you finished your birdie?

20 Apr 2007, 19:02	#25
RadioMaster The German Join Date: 11.03.2006 Location: some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos... Posts: 15,778	on top of the roof what's a cushion good for?