To Fat To Rock and Roll... heard it???

Kev · 01 Nov 2003, 16:02

I was scanning kazaa the other day and came across this. I think it can be best described as a meat tribute...

these are the lyrics...

Quote:

Baby the time has come, for me to make my final bow,
Before the spotlight flickers out, I’m gonna make my way some how,
The clowns and jesters, they make up the sweet with tears,
All I need is an electric guitar, and one last case of beers,

Nobody can tell me now, I'm too fat to rock and roll,
Nobody can tell me now, I'm too fat to rock and roll,

I'm gonna get a jelled doughnut and ride into the night,
And still eat a bucket of chicken while a riding on a motorbike,
You know I love you baby, didn't mean to cause you pain,
But I needed another sausage and a double order of chow main,
You know I love you baby, and I’m never gonna push you away,
But you shouldn't tried make me choose between you and the buffet

And nobody can tell me now, I'm too fat to rock and roll,
Nobody can tell me now, I'm too fat to rock and roll,

You know I love you baby, didn’t mean to make you cry,
But I need another hamburger and a slice of apple pie
And if there’s a god in heaven, like I know there’s a devil in hell,
One day I’m going to get you back, is that a barbaque I smell?

And nobody can tell me now, I'm too fat to rock and roll,
Nobody can tell me now, I'm too fat to rock and roll,

heat · 01 Nov 2003, 18:48

Quote:

Originally Posted by icwuke

I was scanning kazaa the other day and came across this. I think it can be best described as a meat tribute...

these are the lyrics...

Quote:

Baby the time has come, for me to make my final bow,
Before the spotlight flickers out, I’m gonna make my way some how,
The clowns and jesters, they make up the sweet with tears,
All I need is an electric guitar, and one last case of beers,

Nobody can tell me now, I'm too fat to rock and roll,
Nobody can tell me now, I'm too fat to rock and roll,

I'm gonna get a jelled doughnut and ride into the night,
And still eat a bucket of chicken while a riding on a motorbike,
You know I love you baby, didn't mean to cause you pain,
But I needed another sausage and a double order of chow main,
You know I love you baby, and I’m never gonna push you away,
But you shouldn't tried make me choose between you and the buffet

And nobody can tell me now, I'm too fat to rock and roll,
Nobody can tell me now, I'm too fat to rock and roll,

You know I love you baby, didn’t mean to make you cry,
But I need another hamburger and a slice of apple pie
And if there’s a god in heaven, like I know there’s a devil in hell,
One day I’m going to get you back, is that a barbaque I smell?

And nobody can tell me now, I'm too fat to rock and roll,
Nobody can tell me now, I'm too fat to rock and roll,

Tim · 02 Nov 2003, 15:45

Funny but strange lyrics.

Fallen Angel · 08 Nov 2003, 22:00

funny yet strange.

Kev · 10 Nov 2003, 19:57

NO BODY CAN TELL ME NOW, I'M TO FAT TO ROCK AAAAAAAAANNNNNNDDDDDDDDDD ROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!

Dave · 10 Nov 2003, 21:12

Thank you Kev for reminding me of this. It is a very funny track. I can post some clips if y'all would be interested. This is an extremely clever parody of Meat!!!

ROCK ON FAT PANTS!!!

Kev · 11 Nov 2003, 00:29

I just realized i missed 2 lines out of verse three...

castlesfallinsand · 11 Nov 2003, 21:31

hey, kev, who sings that song. ive been looking for it to download but cant find it.

02 Nov 2003, 15:45	#3
Tim The Butcher Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Westervoort, The Netherlands Posts: 10,321	Funny but strange lyrics.

08 Nov 2003, 22:00	#4
Fallen Angel Youth Gone Wild Join Date: 19.09.2003 Location: See the mad one over there.... Posts: 693	funny yet strange.

10 Nov 2003, 19:57	#5
Kev Just Kev Join Date: 01.06.2003 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 1,856	NO BODY CAN TELL ME NOW, I'M TO FAT TO ROCK AAAAAAAAANNNNNNDDDDDDDDDD ROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!

10 Nov 2003, 21:12	#6
Dave Mega Loafer Join Date: 12.04.2002 Location: Southern Ohio - United States of America Posts: 2,564	Thank you Kev for reminding me of this. It is a very funny track. I can post some clips if y'all would be interested. This is an extremely clever parody of Meat!!! ROCK ON FAT PANTS!!!

11 Nov 2003, 00:29	#7
Kev Just Kev Join Date: 01.06.2003 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 1,856	I just realized i missed 2 lines out of verse three...

11 Nov 2003, 21:31	#8
castlesfallinsand Junior Loafer Join Date: 24.10.2003 Location: United States Posts: 26	hey, kev, who sings that song. ive been looking for it to download but cant find it.