Oh I Say......

Ben · 31 May 2003, 17:02

I thought id take a leaf out of R's book:-

Why Most Professions Are Dirty

The Doctor because he says, "Take off your clothes."

The Dentist because he says, "Open wide."

The hairdresser because he says, "Do you want it teased or blown?"

The Milkman because he says, "Do you want it in front or in back?"

The Interior Decorator because he says, "Once you have it all in, you'll love it."

The Banker because he says, "If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest."

The Police Officer because he says, "Spread 'em."

The Mailman because he always delivers his package.

The Pilot because he takes off fast and then slows down.

The Hunter because he always goes deep in the bush, shoots twice and always eats what he shoots.

dottie · 01 Jun 2003, 04:12

Oh don't know what u mean Ben

Shane · 01 Jun 2003, 07:10

People working in a convent.

Sorry, I've just been watching The Magdalene Sisters. Plus there has been all that stuff in the news.

Testify · 01 Jun 2003, 09:57

thats funny!!

Asha · 01 Jun 2003, 16:12

Nice one Ben,

I'm having so much fun, I'm glad though that my profession isn't up there

Asha

original sin · 01 Jun 2003, 16:23

what about the taxidermist?? he's always stuffing

31 May 2003, 17:02	#1
Ben Mega Loafer Join Date: 19.03.2003 Location: Kent, England Posts: 4,163	Oh I Say...... I thought id take a leaf out of R's book:- Why Most Professions Are Dirty The Doctor because he says, "Take off your clothes." The Dentist because he says, "Open wide." The hairdresser because he says, "Do you want it teased or blown?" The Milkman because he says, "Do you want it in front or in back?" The Interior Decorator because he says, "Once you have it all in, you'll love it." The Banker because he says, "If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest." The Police Officer because he says, "Spread 'em." The Mailman because he always delivers his package. The Pilot because he takes off fast and then slows down. The Hunter because he always goes deep in the bush, shoots twice and always eats what he shoots.

01 Jun 2003, 07:10	#3
Shane Super Loafer Join Date: 30.04.2002 Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand (GMT+12) Posts: 608	On a serious note, People working in a convent. Sorry, I've just been watching The Magdalene Sisters. Plus there has been all that stuff in the news.

01 Jun 2003, 04:12	#2
dottie queen post- whore extraordinaire Join Date: 29.01.2003 Location: Still Rockin' at "72" Posts: 13,181	Oh don't know what u mean Ben

01 Jun 2003, 09:57	#4
Testify ragamuffin Join Date: 21.05.2003 Location: xxx daydreaming xxx Posts: 5,023	thats funny!!

01 Jun 2003, 16:12	#5
Asha Mega Loafer Join Date: 05.05.2003 Location: Somewhere out there Posts: 1,356	Nice one Ben, I'm having so much fun, I'm glad though that my profession isn't up there Asha

01 Jun 2003, 16:23	#6
original sin Sinner Join Date: 15.04.2003 Location: cyber space Posts: 2,457	what about the taxidermist?? he's always stuffing