30 Jan 2011, 22:20
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The German
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worst lyrics ever.... ?
was just listening to the radio, and the song "set me free" by "the sand band" came on, starting with the following lyrics:
a broken heart is like a broken door you gotta fix it straight or it wont work no more  and that made me wonder... what are the worst lyrics you ever heard? |
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30 Jan 2011, 22:22
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Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half.
Join Date: 06.08.2002
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 THat one I heard the other day on another thread here, something about catching a grenade for you 
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30 Jan 2011, 22:44
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Mega Loafer
Join Date: 24.06.2005
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Bam,Bam, Bam my sweet
You can sip it through a straw; you can throw it back neat Just don't be hesitatin', waitin' for it Cause in an ideal world they'll be comin' for you Could be tokin' on the bale, could be sniffin' our clues Better stake your fakin' reputation on it Do it, do it, just do it! In a Tax-free zone, down a tin can alley There's a slipper girl-thing and man name Sally They were talk-talk-talkin' 'bout a clever little coffin nail Seems, down at the docks the intended lies awaitin' And the privileged information's gonna get wet too You can't be too careful when it comes to being careful Do it, do it, just do it! There's a man in my street keeps a flock of gray doves And he's set in his ways, wearin' Everlast gloves His opinion can be beat when push becomes a shove Says he doesn't give a monkey 'bout the youth of the day They should all drop dead, should be taken away Put somewhere cold and all be made to stay Do it, do it, just do it! Bag it up, Bag it up Do it! |
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30 Jan 2011, 22:47
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Mega Loafer
Join Date: 15.01.2007
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I believe we've already got the winner!
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30 Jan 2011, 23:19
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Guest
Join Date: 10.11.2003
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I actually like the lyrics to "Do It".
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30 Jan 2011, 23:32
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Monstro helps me spell things...
Join Date: 05.01.2007
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no ....
RAFM is a good song except the first verse.... I swallowed the end of the world with my problems Thought maybe a girl could solve 'em Don't let anyone in I'm stuck with these sins I'm hoping maybe time can absolve 'em another candidate from "In the dark of the Night" from anastatia: I can feel that my powers are slowly returning! Tie my sash and a dash of cologne for that smell! AS the pieces fall into place I'll see her crawl into place! Dasvidanya, Anya, your grace, farewell! |
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30 Jan 2011, 23:42
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Quote:
"I swallowed the world with my problems", not "the end of the world". And the lyrics make perfect sense. No issue there. |
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30 Jan 2011, 23:46
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The German
Join Date: 11.03.2006
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one of my favourite sources for bad lyrics is the Jekyll & Hyde musical by Frank Wildhorn. Containing such instant classics as:
"To kill outside St. Paul's requires a lot of balls" |
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31 Jan 2011, 08:04
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Spirit in the Night
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Quote:
 I'm ever upper class high society God's gift to ballroom notoriety I always fill my ballroom The event is never small The social pages say I've got The biggest balls of all CHORUS: I've got big balls I've got big balls And they're such big balls Dirty big balls And he's got big balls And she's got big balls But we've got the biggest balls of them all And my balls are always bouncing My ballroom always full And everybody comes and comes again If your name is on the guest list No one can take you higher Everybody says I've got Great balls of fire CHORUS Some balls are held for charity And some for fancy dress But when they're held for pleasure They're the balls that I like best My balls are always bouncing To the left and to the right It's my belief that my big balls Should be held every night |
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31 Jan 2011, 09:28
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Still, worst lyrics I've heard are from a half Dutch, half Surinaams song, Mi rowsu (Tuintje in mijn hart). Loosly translated, the chorus goes a little bit like "I've got a little garden in my heart, but only for you, my rose." |
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31 Jan 2011, 10:05
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Katy Perry's song Peacock.
That is absolute trash O.O It's more or less a far, far, far, far, FAR sleazier version of Surf's Up >.> Quote:
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31 Jan 2011, 15:46
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200% is the new 110%
Join Date: 13.03.2005
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Anything by ABC should definitely be a contender.
Or there's this by Kenny Chesney ... "She thinks my tractor's sexy It really turns her on She's always staring at me While I'm chuggin along " |
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01 Feb 2011, 01:03
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Spirit in the Night
Join Date: 23.07.2008
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Kenny's tractor is sexy!
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01 Feb 2011, 01:06
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200% is the new 110%
Join Date: 13.03.2005
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Yeah, it's a pullin' machine ...
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