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Old 04 Feb 2005, 22:39   #1
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Heard a good joke recently:

Two Irish guys are fishing. The first guy reels in his line and sees that he's snagged an old bottle. As he's taking it off the hook, a genie pops out and promises to grant him one wish. "Turn the lake into beer," he says. The genie goes "Poof!" and the lake turns into beer. He says to the other guy, "So what do you think?" The other guy says, "You jerk. Now we've got to piss in the boat."



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Old 04 Feb 2005, 22:39   #2
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Mary said I a question and I answer then I ask him a question and he answer. What was the second? Do you mean your name is he is taking it off the hook a genie pops out and promises to grant him one wish ? Sorry my body cannot yet rotate. Who is he telling this to? We can't all be perfect. Why now? Do you mean you and me have?
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