"I'm A Dyslexic"

Pudding · 23 Oct 2004, 04:37

I once took up religion but ended up worshiping a DOG!!!

Pud

**The Flying Mouse** · 23 Oct 2004, 05:11

I once knew a dyslexic devil worshiper who sold his soul to Santa

.

Pudding · 23 Oct 2004, 05:29

I know this bloke who's a dyslexic driver and when he came to a T junction he did a U turn

Pud

Pudding · 23 Oct 2004, 05:35

How many dyslexics does it take to change a light bulb? . . . . . . 103!! . . . . . . . 1 to screw in the bulb and 102 to read the instructions.

Pud

DIZZY DRUMMER · 23 Oct 2004, 09:32

Did you hear about that dyslexic raver?

He took F.

Pudding · 23 Oct 2004, 11:50

Has anyone heard about the dyslexic that choked to death on his own vimto?

Pud

Mike Piercy · 23 Oct 2004, 11:55

.....but they are K.O. now!

Biter · 23 Oct 2004, 14:48

Dyslexics have more fnu.

R. · 23 Oct 2004, 15:42

A dyslexic walks into a bra ...

**The Flying Mouse** · 23 Oct 2004, 18:03

Quote:

Originally Posted by R.

A dyslexic walks into a bra ...

Lucky sod

.

Mike Piercy · 23 Oct 2004, 19:05

You mean dos

Pudding · 23 Oct 2004, 22:54

Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp who bought a warehouse?

Pud

Pudding · 23 Oct 2004, 22:56

Two dyslexic skiiers were wondering wether they ought to zig-zag down the piste or zag-zig. They decided to ask someone and button-holed a young man.

"Excuse me," the first skiier said. "We were wondering wether we ought to zig-zag on the piste, or zag-zig. Could you tell us?."

"Don't ask me," the young man replied. "I'm a tobogganist."

"Well in that case," said the second skiier, "I'll have twenty Rothmans please."

Pud

tukayaway · 25 Oct 2004, 23:14

"Old MacDonald was dyslexic, Q-F-J-Y-D"

Skeleton · 26 Oct 2004, 13:46

Hey Guys!!

I have a slight dyslexia so don´t try my nerves....

Even those jokes was funny...

Pudding · 26 Oct 2004, 21:31

Dyslexic Cinderella

Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion.

Rindercella worked very hard - frubbing scloors, emptying poss pits, and
shivelling shot. At the end of the day she was nucking fackered.

The sugly isters were right bugly astards. One was called Mary Hinge, and
the other was called Betty Swollocks. They were really forrible huckers,
and had fetty sweet and fetty swannies.

The sugly isters had tickets to go to the ball, but the cotton runts
wouldn't let Rindercella go. Suddenly there was a bucking fang and her
gairy fodmother appeared. Her name was Shairy Hithole, and she was a
light rucking fesbian. She turned a pumpkin and six mite whice into a
hucking cuge farriage with six dandy ronkeys who had buge hollocks and
dig bicks.

The gairy fodmother told Rindercella to be back by dimnight otherwise
there would be a cucking falamity.

At the ball Rindercella was dancing with the prandsome hince when
suddenly the clock struck twelve. "Miste all chucking frighty!" said
Rindercella, and she ran out tripping barse over ollocks, so dropping her
slass glipper.

Next day the prandsome hince knocked on Rindercella's door and the sugly
isters let him in. Suddenly Betty Swollocks lifted her leg and let off a
fig bart. "Who's fust jarted?" asked the prandsome hince. "Blame that
fugly ucker over there" said Mary Hinge. When the stinking brown cloud
had lifted, the prandsome hince tried the slass glipper on both the sugly
isters without success. Their feet stucking funk.

Betty Swollocks was ducking fisgusted and gave the prandsome hince a nack
in the kickers. This was not difficult as he had bucking fuge halls and a
hig bard on.

He tried the slass glipper on Rindercella and it fitted pucking
ferfectly.

Rindercella and the prandsome hince were married. The hince lived his
life in lucking fuxury, and Rindercella lived hers with a follen swanny.

And they all lived happily ever after.

Pud

Skeleton · 27 Oct 2004, 09:00

That was nice, Pud.

Thanks. You saved my day.

23 Oct 2004, 04:37	#1
Pudding I'm A Prize Fight Lover... Join Date: 22.10.2003 Location: New Zealand Posts: 5,532	"I'm A Dyslexic" I once took up religion but ended up worshiping a DOG!!! Pud

23 Oct 2004, 05:11	#2
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	I once knew a dyslexic devil worshiper who sold his soul to Santa .

23 Oct 2004, 05:29	#3
Pudding I'm A Prize Fight Lover... Join Date: 22.10.2003 Location: New Zealand Posts: 5,532	I know this bloke who's a dyslexic driver and when he came to a T junction he did a U turn Pud

23 Oct 2004, 05:35	#4
Pudding I'm A Prize Fight Lover... Join Date: 22.10.2003 Location: New Zealand Posts: 5,532	How many dyslexics does it take to change a light bulb? . . . . . . 103!! . . . . . . . 1 to screw in the bulb and 102 to read the instructions. Pud

23 Oct 2004, 09:32	#5
DIZZY DRUMMER Always Ready For A Bang Join Date: 30.11.2003 Location: Left In The Dark .......... AGAIN Posts: 6,389	Did you hear about that dyslexic raver? He took F.

23 Oct 2004, 11:50	#6
Pudding I'm A Prize Fight Lover... Join Date: 22.10.2003 Location: New Zealand Posts: 5,532	Has anyone heard about the dyslexic that choked to death on his own vimto? Pud

23 Oct 2004, 11:55	#7
Mike Piercy cat out of hell Join Date: 20.10.2003 Location: With the black cat where the rubber meets the road Posts: 618	.....but they are K.O. now!

23 Oct 2004, 14:48	#8
Biter Lurker Join Date: 12.07.2004 Location: Kent Posts: 1,067	Dyslexics have more fnu.

23 Oct 2004, 15:42	#9
R. You dig. Join Date: 02.04.2002 Location: On the fothermucker Posts: 7,179	A dyslexic walks into a bra ...

23 Oct 2004, 19:05	#11
Mike Piercy cat out of hell Join Date: 20.10.2003 Location: With the black cat where the rubber meets the road Posts: 618	You mean dos

23 Oct 2004, 22:54	#12
Pudding I'm A Prize Fight Lover... Join Date: 22.10.2003 Location: New Zealand Posts: 5,532	Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp who bought a warehouse? Pud

23 Oct 2004, 22:56	#13
Pudding I'm A Prize Fight Lover... Join Date: 22.10.2003 Location: New Zealand Posts: 5,532	Two dyslexic skiiers were wondering wether they ought to zig-zag down the piste or zag-zig. They decided to ask someone and button-holed a young man. "Excuse me," the first skiier said. "We were wondering wether we ought to zig-zag on the piste, or zag-zig. Could you tell us?." "Don't ask me," the young man replied. "I'm a tobogganist." "Well in that case," said the second skiier, "I'll have twenty Rothmans please." Pud

25 Oct 2004, 23:14	#14
tukayaway Super Loafer Join Date: 12.05.2002 Location: Luton, England Posts: 485	"Old MacDonald was dyslexic, Q-F-J-Y-D"

26 Oct 2004, 13:46	#15
Skeleton Mega Loafer Join Date: 13.10.2003 Location: Grinning, Ducking & Running Posts: 3,668	Hey Guys!! I have a slight dyslexia so don´t try my nerves.... Even those jokes was funny...

26 Oct 2004, 21:31	#16
Pudding I'm A Prize Fight Lover... Join Date: 22.10.2003 Location: New Zealand Posts: 5,532	Dyslexic Cinderella Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion. Rindercella worked very hard - frubbing scloors, emptying poss pits, and shivelling shot. At the end of the day she was nucking fackered. The sugly isters were right bugly astards. One was called Mary Hinge, and the other was called Betty Swollocks. They were really forrible huckers, and had fetty sweet and fetty swannies. The sugly isters had tickets to go to the ball, but the cotton runts wouldn't let Rindercella go. Suddenly there was a bucking fang and her gairy fodmother appeared. Her name was Shairy Hithole, and she was a light rucking fesbian. She turned a pumpkin and six mite whice into a hucking cuge farriage with six dandy ronkeys who had buge hollocks and dig bicks. The gairy fodmother told Rindercella to be back by dimnight otherwise there would be a cucking falamity. At the ball Rindercella was dancing with the prandsome hince when suddenly the clock struck twelve. "Miste all chucking frighty!" said Rindercella, and she ran out tripping barse over ollocks, so dropping her slass glipper. Next day the prandsome hince knocked on Rindercella's door and the sugly isters let him in. Suddenly Betty Swollocks lifted her leg and let off a fig bart. "Who's fust jarted?" asked the prandsome hince. "Blame that fugly ucker over there" said Mary Hinge. When the stinking brown cloud had lifted, the prandsome hince tried the slass glipper on both the sugly isters without success. Their feet stucking funk. Betty Swollocks was ducking fisgusted and gave the prandsome hince a nack in the kickers. This was not difficult as he had bucking fuge halls and a hig bard on. He tried the slass glipper on Rindercella and it fitted pucking ferfectly. Rindercella and the prandsome hince were married. The hince lived his life in lucking fuxury, and Rindercella lived hers with a follen swanny. And they all lived happily ever after. Pud

27 Oct 2004, 09:00	#17
Skeleton Mega Loafer Join Date: 13.10.2003 Location: Grinning, Ducking & Running Posts: 3,668	That was nice, Pud. Thanks. You saved my day.