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Relentless
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What's the best advice you've been given?
Don't eat yellow snow? If you're not in bed by midnight, go home? Don't listen to advice? Post your pearls of wisdom here ... |
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I'm A Prize Fight Lover...
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Don't pee in the wind
Never kill anything you don't intend to eat If a little is good then a lot must be better |
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Monstro helps me spell things...
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Never call your mother "baby"
Dont wear a wet bathing suit all day Dont go on MLUKFC, it causes beef poisoning |
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No Day But Today
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If you can't say anything nice then don't say it.
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I'm A Prize Fight Lover...
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If you haven't got a life then go out and create one.
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Relentless
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Mega Loafer
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I'm A Prize Fight Lover...
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Because more than three and you're probably suffering from schizophrenia.
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Mega Loafer
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I'm A Prize Fight Lover...
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REALLY? well thanks for the heads up
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Mega Loafer
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I'm A Prize Fight Lover...
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What makes you think I'm searching for a soul
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Mega Loafer
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Honestly speaking, I fecked up the quote but still tried to make it work...and if it didn't, it's not my fault cause I did try...
And to stay on topic, I don't have a good advice today...just a lousy one for which I shall be crucified if I ever dare to post it... |
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Relentless
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If you have a problem, and if no one else can help ... and if you can find them ... Then you can hire "The A Team".
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Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half.
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Mega Loafer
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Alright...I'll break down and post mine...
If you're considering having children...buy a dog... |
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mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots
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Zina, I think that's possibly the best advice I've ever been given...
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Mega Loafer
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I think I'd add to it:
If you're thinking of having someone else's children, have yourself committed until you come to your senses... ![]() |
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Mega Loafer
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I thought long and hard about this and I came to a conclusion that they are always someone else's children for women...we still didn't learn how to cross-pollinate...more the pity...in any event...advice is sound enough regardless...
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Super Loafer
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Never throw stone, if you live in a glass house...
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Mega Loafer
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Don't piss in the bath. You never know when you might need to get in.
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I'm A Prize Fight Lover...
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![]() Thankfully I never bought a dog, as I like my kids. |
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I'm A Prize Fight Lover...
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I like being a minority, it means I'm not a sheep and follow the crowd.
I'll take the rough with the smooth, that's what being a parent is all about in my eyes, a dog will never be a substitue for a kid, well not one of mine anyway. |
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