The Good Advice Thread

*AndyK* · 29 May 2009, 11:52

What's the best advice you've been given?

Don't eat yellow snow?
If you're not in bed by midnight, go home?
Don't listen to advice?

Post your pearls of wisdom here ...

Pudding · 29 May 2009, 12:30

Don't pee in the wind
Never kill anything you don't intend to eat
If a little is good then a lot must be better

Wario · 29 May 2009, 20:54

Never call your mother "baby"
Dont wear a wet bathing suit all day
Dont go on MLUKFC, it causes beef poisoning

MeatGrl1 · 30 May 2009, 04:36

If you can't say anything nice then don't say it.

Pudding · 30 May 2009, 05:51

If you haven't got a life then go out and create one.

*AndyK* · 30 May 2009, 13:13

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Originally Posted by Pudding

If you haven't got a life then go out and create one.

... or three.

mszee · 30 May 2009, 18:31

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Originally Posted by AndyK

... or three.

Just curious about why only three???

Pudding · 30 May 2009, 23:56

Because more than three and you're probably suffering from schizophrenia.

mszee · 31 May 2009, 08:35

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Originally Posted by Pudding

Because more than three and you're probably suffering from schizophrenia.

Actually, more than one is good enough for that diagnosis...

Pudding · 31 May 2009, 10:34

REALLY? well thanks for the heads up

mszee · 31 May 2009, 17:57

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Originally Posted by Pudding

REALLY? well thanks for the heads up

Always happy to help people with their soul searching progress!

Pudding · 01 Jun 2009, 01:03

What makes you think I'm searching for a soul

mszee · 01 Jun 2009, 01:18

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Originally Posted by Pudding

What makes you think I'm searching for a soul

Honestly speaking, I fecked up the quote but still tried to make it work...and if it didn't, it's not my fault cause I did try...

And to stay on topic, I don't have a good advice today...just a lousy one for which I shall be crucified if I ever dare to post it...

*AndyK* · 01 Jun 2009, 11:05

If you have a problem, and if no one else can help ... and if you can find them ... Then you can hire "The A Team".

**The Flying Mouse** · 01 Jun 2009, 14:47

If you can keep your head while all those around you are losing their's, you obviously don't understand how much shit you're in.

mszee · 01 Jun 2009, 15:15

Alright...I'll break down and post mine...

If you're considering having children...buy a dog...

Hypnobabe · 01 Jun 2009, 15:18

Zina, I think that's possibly the best advice I've ever been given...

mszee · 01 Jun 2009, 15:30

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Originally Posted by Hypnobabe

Zina, I think that's possibly the best advice I've ever been given...

However late it is...lol...

Hypnobabe · 01 Jun 2009, 15:42

I think I'd add to it:

If you're thinking of having someone else's children, have yourself committed until you come to your senses...

mszee · 01 Jun 2009, 16:23

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Originally Posted by Hypnobabe

I think I'd add to it:

If you're thinking of having someone else's children, have yourself committed until you come to your senses...

I thought long and hard about this and I came to a conclusion that they are always someone else's children for women...we still didn't learn how to cross-pollinate...more the pity...in any event...advice is sound enough regardless...

Sarahdk23 · 01 Jun 2009, 16:56

Never throw stone, if you live in a glass house...

Evil One · 01 Jun 2009, 18:09

Don't piss in the bath. You never know when you might need to get in.

Pudding · 01 Jun 2009, 23:30

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Flying Mouse

If you can keep your head while all those around you are losing their's, you obviously don't understand how much shit you're in.

I like that one

Quote:

Originally Posted by mszee

If you're considering having children...buy a dog...

Thankfully I never bought a dog, as I like my kids.

mszee · 01 Jun 2009, 23:40

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Originally Posted by Pudding

I like that one

Thankfully I never bought a dog, as I like my kids.

See above...that's what I meant by crucified...lol...you're definitely a minority...on the other hand...your kids are still little...

Pudding · 02 Jun 2009, 01:55

I like being a minority, it means I'm not a sheep and follow the crowd.
I'll take the rough with the smooth, that's what being a parent is all about in my eyes, a dog will never be a substitue for a kid, well not one of mine anyway.

29 May 2009, 11:52	#1
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	The Good Advice Thread What's the best advice you've been given? Don't eat yellow snow? If you're not in bed by midnight, go home? Don't listen to advice? Post your pearls of wisdom here ...

31 May 2009, 10:34	#10
Pudding I'm A Prize Fight Lover... Join Date: 22.10.2003 Location: New Zealand Posts: 5,532	REALLY? well thanks for the heads up Last edited by Pudding; 31 May 2009 at 10:40.

29 May 2009, 12:30	#2
Pudding I'm A Prize Fight Lover... Join Date: 22.10.2003 Location: New Zealand Posts: 5,532	Don't pee in the wind Never kill anything you don't intend to eat If a little is good then a lot must be better

29 May 2009, 20:54	#3
Wario Monstro helps me spell things... Join Date: 05.01.2007 Location: Masculine, Pennsylvania Posts: 9,105	Never call your mother "baby" Dont wear a wet bathing suit all day Dont go on MLUKFC, it causes beef poisoning

30 May 2009, 04:36	#4
MeatGrl1 No Day But Today Join Date: 29.05.2006 Location: Sitting on the steps outside looking so restless and reckless and lost! Posts: 9,089	If you can't say anything nice then don't say it.

30 May 2009, 05:51	#5
Pudding I'm A Prize Fight Lover... Join Date: 22.10.2003 Location: New Zealand Posts: 5,532	If you haven't got a life then go out and create one.

30 May 2009, 23:56	#8
Pudding I'm A Prize Fight Lover... Join Date: 22.10.2003 Location: New Zealand Posts: 5,532	Because more than three and you're probably suffering from schizophrenia.

01 Jun 2009, 01:03	#12
Pudding I'm A Prize Fight Lover... Join Date: 22.10.2003 Location: New Zealand Posts: 5,532	What makes you think I'm searching for a soul

01 Jun 2009, 11:05	#14
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	If you have a problem, and if no one else can help ... and if you can find them ... Then you can hire "The A Team".

01 Jun 2009, 14:47	#15
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	If you can keep your head while all those around you are losing their's, you obviously don't understand how much shit you're in.

01 Jun 2009, 15:15	#16
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 29.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	Alright...I'll break down and post mine... If you're considering having children...buy a dog...

01 Jun 2009, 15:18	#17
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	Zina, I think that's possibly the best advice I've ever been given...

01 Jun 2009, 15:42	#19
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	I think I'd add to it: If you're thinking of having someone else's children, have yourself committed until you come to your senses...

01 Jun 2009, 16:56	#21
Sarahdk23 Super Loafer Join Date: 30.06.2008 Location: Rødovre, Denmark Posts: 211	Never throw stone, if you live in a glass house...

01 Jun 2009, 18:09	#22
Evil One Mega Loafer Join Date: 15.01.2007 Posts: 5,192	Don't piss in the bath. You never know when you might need to get in.

02 Jun 2009, 01:55	#25
Pudding I'm A Prize Fight Lover... Join Date: 22.10.2003 Location: New Zealand Posts: 5,532	I like being a minority, it means I'm not a sheep and follow the crowd. I'll take the rough with the smooth, that's what being a parent is all about in my eyes, a dog will never be a substitue for a kid, well not one of mine anyway.