26 Aug 2014, 23:33 | #55826 |
Miss Inclined
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A FB friend found a way to stop sleazy chat requests, thought I'd share it.
sung to the tune of " It don't come easy" by Ringo Starr I Don't Chat Sleazy I don't chat sleazy, You know I don't chat sleazy. I don't chat sleazy, You know I don't chat sleazy. I don't give a da*n where you like to put your hand You know I don't chat sleazy. I don't care that you're endowed and you really get around, You know I don't chat sleazy. Forget your sexy texts and all your bragging I don't give a rat's behind Who you're shagging. I don't ask for much, I just want you to shut up, And you know I don't chat sleazy. And these cheeks of mine get redder all the time, 'Cause you know I don't chat sleazy. |
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28 Aug 2014, 02:41 | #55828 |
Long Distance Loafer
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28 Aug 2014, 05:26 | #55829 | |
Spirit in the Night
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Location: On the edge of town (in the Darkness...)
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28 Aug 2014, 10:36 | #55830 |
Metal Head
Join Date: 15.05.2006
Location: Brighton
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she cheated and used hot water
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28 Aug 2014, 18:28 | #55831 |
Long Distance Loafer
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28 Aug 2014, 18:31 | #55832 |
Long Distance Loafer
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31 Aug 2014, 19:31 | #55833 |
Biggles
Join Date: 15.02.2011
Location: Texas
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Last 10 days at RAF Halton. Can't wait to move on from here!
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31 Aug 2014, 20:38 | #55834 |
Mega Loafer
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31 Aug 2014, 21:04 | #55835 |
Biggles
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31 Aug 2014, 22:25 | #55836 |
Mega Loafer
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31 Aug 2014, 22:27 | #55837 |
Rock Star
Join Date: 09.05.2005
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I've played a couple of gigs there. A big summer event with loads of acts, fairground rides etc, and then later on I did the living-in Christmas dance in the sergeants mess. Maybe someone there remembers it? Woulda been about 2005-6 maybe? My memory is shocking haha
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31 Aug 2014, 23:24 | #55838 |
Biggles
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01 Sep 2014, 18:07 | #55840 |
Metal Head
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02 Sep 2014, 17:54 | #55841 |
Mega Loafer
Join Date: 17.09.2011
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With just over 2 weeks to go until the "Beauty and the Beast" trail marathon, I've totted up my training mileage. Keeping a running log is not something I've ever done!
Since entering I've clocked up: Runs - 106 Total mileage - 693 (or 1115 km for those who work in metric) Average Run - 6.53 miles (or 10.52 km) Longest Run - 22 miles Shortest Run - 2 miles A nice and easy fortnight should see me in tip-top condition for the adventure. The course has 5000 feet worth of ascent and a river to wade through half a dozen times. Sounds like a walk in the park. By the end it will be. I've chosen "Dead Ringer For Love" as my music pick. Let's hope the DJ plays it just as I set off on the sixth and final lap as a little booster ( with a thousand entries the chance is more wishful). Anyway, I am really looking forward to the challenge. I know it's by far and away the toughest event I have attempted but it seemed such a jolly when my wine-induced brain gave it the go-ahead. I've lost nigh on 3 stone in weight and my 45 year frame is back to its youthful prime. Bring on The Beast!! |
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02 Sep 2014, 20:52 | #55842 |
Mega Loafer
Join Date: 17.09.2011
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Mrs. Chairboys' work has Dr Steve Peters giving an inspirational talk tomorrow. This is the sports psychologist guy who guided Liverpool to the Premiership title last season, England to this summer's World Cup glory and whose mind games kept Luis Suarez on the straight and narrow the moment he left the Mersey.
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Metal Head
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03 Sep 2014, 13:05 | #55844 |
Mega Loafer
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sounds like a well-earned pint!
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03 Sep 2014, 13:16 | #55845 |
Metal Head
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04 Sep 2014, 19:13 | #55847 | |
Super Loafer
Join Date: 14.04.2002
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EVERY DAY!!! Even the gay french barman commented on my new physique. Oo La Laaaa |
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04 Sep 2014, 19:15 | #55848 |
Super Loafer
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04 Sep 2014, 20:54 | #55849 |
Mega Loafer
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06 Sep 2014, 01:56 | #55850 |
Metal Head
Join Date: 15.05.2006
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Guy you said you threw away that mankini from Vegas
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