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Old 24 Feb 2004, 22:06   #676
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go to the garden shed...........get the hedge clippers..................then cut the cables
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Old 24 Feb 2004, 23:44   #677
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Dear auntie sin.

I am stuck in the computer. It won't let me out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ooooooh, cyberspace is weeeeiiiirrrrd....

How can i get out of a computer?
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Old 25 Feb 2004, 18:09   #678
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Dear auntie sin.

I am stuck in the computer. It won't let me out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ooooooh, cyberspace is weeeeiiiirrrrd....

How can i get out of a computer?
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Old 26 Feb 2004, 01:49   #679
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Aunty Sin thinks that Rob has come up with the best advice Esc key never fails me

don't you just love this group therapy - Thank you rob
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Old 26 Feb 2004, 20:19   #680
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Help!!!!
My girlfriend is in love with Meat Loaf and it is killing me! All she does is stare at pictures of him on her computer screen and go "Isn't he gorgeous? Isn't he? And doesn't he just have the most dreamy voice? And those eyes...", etc. I am going to throw her computer out the window!!
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Old 26 Feb 2004, 20:26   #681
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Help!!!!
My girlfriend is in love with Meat Loaf and it is killing me! All she does is stare at pictures of him on her computer screen and go "Isn't he gorgeous? Isn't he? And doesn't he just have the most dreamy voice? And those eyes...", etc. I am going to throw her computer out the window!!
Hi Man of Steel927
Welcome
I really don't think you are asking the right Agony Aunt here
I don't think I have ever actually said this and meant it on this page but......................
I don't see you problem
You obvioulsy have a girlfiend with exquiste taste and should be honoured and proud to have such a treasure
you touch her computer and they'll be plenty of like minded ladies here wanting words with you
I actually think it should be your girlfiend posting here asking for help and advice on her insensitive boyfriend

Keep smiling
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Old 27 Feb 2004, 16:41   #682
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you touch her computer and they'll be plenty of like minded ladies here wanting words with you
I actually think it should be your girlfiend posting here asking for help and advice on her insensitive boyfriend
That can be arranged.
Dear Original Sin:
I have an evil boyfriend who just can't seem to figure out that nothing can stop me from having a crush on Meat. I've already tied him up in the computer cables --what should I do now?

...Maybe I should put him in time out. The nerve of implying there was something wrong with me--I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
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Old 28 Feb 2004, 19:57   #683
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Dear Woman of Steel

You do have my sincere sympathy. This situation must be a great trial and tribulation for you. As you all ready have him tied up in the computer cables you could try a few different things now.
Strip the plastic coating from the cables and plug it in
Or
Lock the door and set up all your Meat Loaf albums to play on repeat – kill or cure

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Old 28 Feb 2004, 20:23   #684
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Help!!!!
My girlfriend is in love with Meat Loaf and it is killing me! All she does is stare at pictures of him on her computer screen and go "Isn't he gorgeous? Isn't he? And doesn't he just have the most dreamy voice? And those eyes...", etc. I am going to throw her computer out the window!!
Just start posting more photos of yourself on "one for the girls..."!!!! That'll soon take her mind off things!! Unless you can arrange a big power cut in you area!!
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Old 01 Mar 2004, 14:43   #685
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Dear sin.

as you can see i eventually escaped from my recent escapade in cyberspace. But now i have a serious prob....

me and my friends were watching rocky horror, and when eddie come on, I hugged a pillow and apparently i went bright red, and I was wearing an evil litle grin something that looked like this.

They worked it out that i fancy the pants of him (ooooh, yeah ) But the problem is, young meat looks like a male version of one of my friends, who's a girl.

They now think i fancy her (which i don't because i'm straight and i like my men too much). How can i get the message across that i fancy meaty boy and not my friend?

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Old 01 Mar 2004, 20:22   #686
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Dear sin.

as you can see i eventually escaped from my recent escapade in cyberspace. But now i have a serious prob....

me and my friends were watching rocky horror, and when eddie come on, I hugged a pillow and apparently i went bright red, and I was wearing an evil litle grin something that looked like this.

They worked it out that i fancy the pants of him (ooooh, yeah ) But the problem is, young meat looks like a male version of one of my friends, who's a girl.

They now think i fancy her (which i don't because i'm straight and i like my men too much). How can i get the message across that i fancy meaty boy and not my friend?

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Go around wearing a T-Shirt that says 'DAMNIT, I'M NOT GAY!'.
I have one similar, only without the 'NOT'. ^_^'
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Old 01 Mar 2004, 23:52   #687
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Dear sin.

as you can see i eventually escaped from my recent escapade in cyberspace. But now i have a serious prob....

me and my friends were watching rocky horror, and when eddie come on, I hugged a pillow and apparently i went bright red, and I was wearing an evil litle grin something that looked like this.

They worked it out that i fancy the pants of him (ooooh, yeah ) But the problem is, young meat looks like a male version of one of my friends, who's a girl.

They now think i fancy her (which i don't because i'm straight and i like my men too much). How can i get the message across that i fancy meaty boy and not my friend?

love

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Go around wearing a T-Shirt that says 'DAMNIT, I'M NOT GAY!'.
I have one similar, only without the 'NOT'. ^_^'
So your gay then? Cool, my best friend is! We literally sit up in my room, gushing over who loves what men more. Me, i gush over meat and jack black while he swoons over Him...(a bloke in a band) Basically, i don't really see the attraction over Him, but hey, neither can he over my Jack and Meatloaf...!

sorry, sin, we'll get back on topic now!
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Old 02 Mar 2004, 00:14   #688
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The guy in HIM (Ville Vallo) is apparantly quite the heart-throb. . .I don't see the attraction either. . .Jack Black on the other hand. . .
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Old 02 Mar 2004, 00:33   #689
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mmmmmmmm jack black........ I wonder if he comes on this site cos ive heard hes a meaty fan..... if he does, it looks like he's got you, me and heli to fight over him!!!!
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Old 02 Mar 2004, 00:36   #690
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Old 02 Mar 2004, 00:43   #691
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I should have asked him to marry me yesterday... oh well, roll on next leap year!!!
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Old 03 Mar 2004, 18:07   #692
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WOW!!!!!!!! Ville Valo is hot!! sorry don't kno wher that came from *looks nervous n then starts to walk backwards* :P
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Old 03 Mar 2004, 19:09   #693
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Back on topic please folks
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Old 03 Mar 2004, 20:55   #694
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WOW!!!!!!!! Ville Valo is hot!! sorry don't kno wher that came from *looks nervous n then starts to walk backwards* :P
anyway, I don't see the attraction. . .
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Old 03 Mar 2004, 21:39   #695
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Back on topic please folks
thank you Flying Mouse
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Old 03 Mar 2004, 21:41   #696
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Dear sin.

as you can see i eventually escaped from my recent escapade in cyberspace. But now i have a serious prob....

me and my friends were watching rocky horror, and when eddie come on, I hugged a pillow and apparently i went bright red, and I was wearing an evil litle grin something that looked like this.

They worked it out that i fancy the pants of him (ooooh, yeah ) But the problem is, young meat looks like a male version of one of my friends, who's a girl.

They now think i fancy her (which i don't because i'm straight and i like my men too much). How can i get the message across that i fancy meaty boy and not my friend?

love

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Dear airhead

Has the group theraphy resolved these issues or do we need to deleve further?
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Old 04 Mar 2004, 17:18   #697
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Sin, i'm being serious!!!!! Please give me a solution...
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Old 12 Mar 2004, 19:56   #698
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I cant believe Him!!
My b.f now ex comes out with i belong to him.. yeah rite.
Guys, i need your help im not good relationship wise but..
i dropped enought hints have explained to him whats happening but he still wont take it.
Help!!!
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Old 12 Mar 2004, 20:18   #699
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Tell him to get over it and move on!
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Old 12 Mar 2004, 20:22   #700
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