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*AndyK* · 08 Aug 2006, 17:51

was outside twittering with the birds and rustling with the wind.

Hypnobabe · 08 Aug 2006, 17:58

The rustling he was doing was the kind involving stealing lots of cows and selling them for a profit. Unfortunately, the only cows in the vicinity were stuffed toy ones in the window of the local department store, or some on the cardboard packaging of his favourite lunchtime snack, Dairylea Dunkers.

*AndyK* · 08 Aug 2006, 18:01

Which he used to eat with the added gastronomic attraction of Marmite, spread thinly over the dunker before it was dunked into the dunkee dairylea.

Hypnobabe · 10 Aug 2006, 19:39

Suddenly, a deep voice announced "'Ello 'ello 'ello, what's going on 'ere then?" and Brian's only option was

Lord Kagan · 10 Aug 2006, 19:46

to grow a third hand, and?

Hypnobabe · 10 Aug 2006, 20:24

try to distract the policeman so he wouldn't see that

*AndyK* · 11 Aug 2006, 11:19

he was eating Dairylea Dunkers and Marmie in a built up area.

Leah · 11 Aug 2006, 13:10

However the police man had already spotted Brian eating his marmite and dairylee dunkers, brian should have known better knowing that there was a ban on eating this combination from 7am-11pm (It would often have a nasty effect on the locals hence the knocking out of an entire country) BUT the police man couldn't resist the sight and smell and bargained with Brian for his marmite and Dairylee dunkers...The bargain was...

Hypnobabe · 12 Aug 2006, 18:21

that if he handed them over immediately and promised not to ask any awkward questions, the copper would refrain from arresting him and also give him a free

Leah · 12 Aug 2006, 22:56

dip in his dunker

Brian took this completely the wrong way and bolted for the nearest bus stop...

SW31 · 12 Aug 2006, 23:43

which was only 50 yards away with a bus waiting to go to the next city

Hypnobabe · 13 Aug 2006, 17:44

The marmite-y smell had lingered on Brian's clothes, however, and as the bus-driver was one of those people who hate Marmite, he refused to let Brian board the bus until he'd

Lord Kagan · 13 Aug 2006, 17:46

Gotten naked and rubbed a jar of tomato sause on himself...(ive gone mad)

Hypnobabe · 13 Aug 2006, 17:49

Unfortunately for Brian, the copper was still standing watching him, and as soon as the first item of clothing came off, Brian was arrested for all sorts of crimes, including but not limited to

*AndyK* · 14 Aug 2006, 10:36

disrobing to reveal Bob The Builder boxer shorts in a built up area.

Hypnobabe · 14 Aug 2006, 17:54

This charge carried a minimum sentance of

*AndyK* · 14 Aug 2006, 17:56

fourteen years basic spelling tests.

Lord Kagan · 14 Aug 2006, 17:56

10 years for indecent exposure, and he didnt have a building permit so that added to

Hypnobabe · 14 Aug 2006, 17:58

the list of charges. The list was now so long that the copper wasn't able to fit it all in his pocket, and instead

*AndyK* · 14 Aug 2006, 17:58

he rolled the list up and placed it inside his helmet.

Lord Kagan · 14 Aug 2006, 18:19

Where it was met with a scalp full of dandrulff

Hypnobabe · 14 Aug 2006, 18:28

as the copper in question had very poor standards of personal hygiene.

Lord Kagan · 14 Aug 2006, 18:47

Alas at the last minute

Hypnobabe · 14 Aug 2006, 19:06

the combination of dandruff and sweat from the copper's sweaty head caused the charge sheet to disintegrate, which made the copper extremely angry, and he started to shout

Lord Kagan · 14 Aug 2006, 19:10

Abuse at the elderly lady passing by, then suddenly she turned to the copper and pulled out her...

08 Aug 2006, 17:51	#676
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	was outside twittering with the birds and rustling with the wind.

08 Aug 2006, 17:58	#677
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	The rustling he was doing was the kind involving stealing lots of cows and selling them for a profit. Unfortunately, the only cows in the vicinity were stuffed toy ones in the window of the local department store, or some on the cardboard packaging of his favourite lunchtime snack, Dairylea Dunkers.

08 Aug 2006, 18:01	#678
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	Which he used to eat with the added gastronomic attraction of Marmite, spread thinly over the dunker before it was dunked into the dunkee dairylea.

10 Aug 2006, 19:39	#679
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	Suddenly, a deep voice announced "'Ello 'ello 'ello, what's going on 'ere then?" and Brian's only option was

10 Aug 2006, 19:46	#680
Lord Kagan On the other hand, You have different fingers Join Date: 17.05.2006 Location: Belfast Posts: 8,833	to grow a third hand, and?

10 Aug 2006, 20:24	#681
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	try to distract the policeman so he wouldn't see that

11 Aug 2006, 11:19	#682
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	he was eating Dairylea Dunkers and Marmie in a built up area.

11 Aug 2006, 13:10	#683
Leah Mega Loafer Join Date: 03.04.2005 Location: Cleethorpes, North East coast of England Posts: 1,510	However the police man had already spotted Brian eating his marmite and dairylee dunkers, brian should have known better knowing that there was a ban on eating this combination from 7am-11pm (It would often have a nasty effect on the locals hence the knocking out of an entire country) BUT the police man couldn't resist the sight and smell and bargained with Brian for his marmite and Dairylee dunkers...The bargain was...

12 Aug 2006, 18:21	#684
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	that if he handed them over immediately and promised not to ask any awkward questions, the copper would refrain from arresting him and also give him a free

12 Aug 2006, 22:56	#685
Leah Mega Loafer Join Date: 03.04.2005 Location: Cleethorpes, North East coast of England Posts: 1,510	dip in his dunker Brian took this completely the wrong way and bolted for the nearest bus stop...

12 Aug 2006, 23:43	#686
SW31 in my coup de vil waiting for pardise by the dashboard light Join Date: 24.11.2003 Location: middlesbrough smoggy rules Posts: 8,137	which was only 50 yards away with a bus waiting to go to the next city

13 Aug 2006, 17:44	#687
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	The marmite-y smell had lingered on Brian's clothes, however, and as the bus-driver was one of those people who hate Marmite, he refused to let Brian board the bus until he'd

13 Aug 2006, 17:46	#688
Lord Kagan On the other hand, You have different fingers Join Date: 17.05.2006 Location: Belfast Posts: 8,833	Gotten naked and rubbed a jar of tomato sause on himself...(ive gone mad)

13 Aug 2006, 17:49	#689
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	Unfortunately for Brian, the copper was still standing watching him, and as soon as the first item of clothing came off, Brian was arrested for all sorts of crimes, including but not limited to

14 Aug 2006, 10:36	#690
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	disrobing to reveal Bob The Builder boxer shorts in a built up area.

14 Aug 2006, 17:54	#691
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	This charge carried a minimum sentance of

14 Aug 2006, 17:56	#692
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	fourteen years basic spelling tests.

14 Aug 2006, 17:56	#693
Lord Kagan On the other hand, You have different fingers Join Date: 17.05.2006 Location: Belfast Posts: 8,833	10 years for indecent exposure, and he didnt have a building permit so that added to

14 Aug 2006, 17:58	#694
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	the list of charges. The list was now so long that the copper wasn't able to fit it all in his pocket, and instead

14 Aug 2006, 17:58	#695
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	he rolled the list up and placed it inside his helmet.

14 Aug 2006, 18:19	#696
Lord Kagan On the other hand, You have different fingers Join Date: 17.05.2006 Location: Belfast Posts: 8,833	Where it was met with a scalp full of dandrulff

14 Aug 2006, 18:28	#697
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	as the copper in question had very poor standards of personal hygiene.

14 Aug 2006, 18:47	#698
Lord Kagan On the other hand, You have different fingers Join Date: 17.05.2006 Location: Belfast Posts: 8,833	Alas at the last minute

14 Aug 2006, 19:06	#699
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	the combination of dandruff and sweat from the copper's sweaty head caused the charge sheet to disintegrate, which made the copper extremely angry, and he started to shout

14 Aug 2006, 19:10	#700
Lord Kagan On the other hand, You have different fingers Join Date: 17.05.2006 Location: Belfast Posts: 8,833	Abuse at the elderly lady passing by, then suddenly she turned to the copper and pulled out her...