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Ross · 27 Apr 2006, 13:20

and holding in his hand, the neglected poo. Which was very

*AndyK* · 27 Apr 2006, 13:45

disconcerting as it was wrapped

Hypnobabe · 27 Apr 2006, 13:45

in extremely prickly

*AndyK* · 27 Apr 2006, 13:51

tissue paper, which had been purchased from

Hypnobabe · 27 Apr 2006, 14:02

a leading Yorkshire newsagent, who goes by the unlikely name of

*AndyK* · 27 Apr 2006, 14:21

Michelle,

Hypnobabe · 27 Apr 2006, 16:25

whose hobbies included

Ross · 27 Apr 2006, 16:26

frequenting the local

*AndyK* · 27 Apr 2006, 16:35

and worrying small fluffy

Hypnobabe · 27 Apr 2006, 16:37

slippers by

*AndyK* · 27 Apr 2006, 16:38

hiding them inside rolled up copies of The Beano

Hypnobabe · 27 Apr 2006, 16:44

On a certain weblog, Michelle describes herself as

dottie · 27 Apr 2006, 23:41

gorgeous in black fish nets

Ross · 28 Apr 2006, 02:04

and as having a wicked sense of

*AndyK* · 28 Apr 2006, 10:52

smell, which would have helped her to locate the tissue paper wrapped parcel. However,

Hypnobabe · 28 Apr 2006, 12:03

on the day in question, Michelle had developed a rather nasty cold, resulting in copious amounts of green gunge dripping from her nose, and staining her

*AndyK* · 28 Apr 2006, 12:04

upper lip, which she hadn't waxed in about 4 weeks.

**Diane** · 28 Apr 2006, 12:47

Her now green moustache was a perfect match with her eyes.

*AndyK* · 28 Apr 2006, 12:48

Which she kept stored in a jam jar on a shelf next to her colections of

Hypnobabe · 28 Apr 2006, 12:58

toenail clippings, which numbered into the hundreds, as she'd kept every clipping since the age of twelve. Some people thought Michelle was a bit weird, whilst others

Ross · 28 Apr 2006, 13:00

were just plain scared of her. A common belief was that Michelle would

Hypnobabe · 28 Apr 2006, 13:03

spontaneously combust at the slightest provocation, resulting in devastating

*AndyK* · 28 Apr 2006, 13:10

noises and the non-delivery of newspapers all over the Cleckhuddersfax region of Yorkshire

Hypnobabe · 28 Apr 2006, 13:14

There was only one known method of preventing this, and it involved

*AndyK* · 28 Apr 2006, 13:15

three packets of smarties a small spanner and some duck tape

27 Apr 2006, 13:20	#51
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27 Apr 2006, 13:45	#52
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27 Apr 2006, 14:02	#55
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27 Apr 2006, 14:21	#56
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27 Apr 2006, 16:25	#57
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27 Apr 2006, 16:26	#58
Ross Best Sig and Avatar 2006!!! (shared) Join Date: 25.11.2003 Location: Coatbridge near Glasgow. Scotland Posts: 3,446	frequenting the local

27 Apr 2006, 16:35	#59
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27 Apr 2006, 16:37	#60
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27 Apr 2006, 23:41	#63
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27 Apr 2006, 16:38	#61
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	hiding them inside rolled up copies of The Beano

27 Apr 2006, 16:44	#62
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	On a certain weblog, Michelle describes herself as

28 Apr 2006, 02:04	#64
Ross Best Sig and Avatar 2006!!! (shared) Join Date: 25.11.2003 Location: Coatbridge near Glasgow. Scotland Posts: 3,446	and as having a wicked sense of

28 Apr 2006, 10:52	#65
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	smell, which would have helped her to locate the tissue paper wrapped parcel. However,

28 Apr 2006, 12:03	#66
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	on the day in question, Michelle had developed a rather nasty cold, resulting in copious amounts of green gunge dripping from her nose, and staining her

28 Apr 2006, 12:04	#67
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	upper lip, which she hadn't waxed in about 4 weeks.

28 Apr 2006, 12:47	#68
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28 Apr 2006, 12:48	#69
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	Which she kept stored in a jam jar on a shelf next to her colections of

28 Apr 2006, 12:58	#70
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	toenail clippings, which numbered into the hundreds, as she'd kept every clipping since the age of twelve. Some people thought Michelle was a bit weird, whilst others

28 Apr 2006, 13:00	#71
Ross Best Sig and Avatar 2006!!! (shared) Join Date: 25.11.2003 Location: Coatbridge near Glasgow. Scotland Posts: 3,446	were just plain scared of her. A common belief was that Michelle would

28 Apr 2006, 13:03	#72
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	spontaneously combust at the slightest provocation, resulting in devastating

28 Apr 2006, 13:10	#73
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	noises and the non-delivery of newspapers all over the Cleckhuddersfax region of Yorkshire

28 Apr 2006, 13:14	#74
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	There was only one known method of preventing this, and it involved

28 Apr 2006, 13:15	#75
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	three packets of smarties a small spanner and some duck tape