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Rockette · 02 May 2006, 07:48

Brian's fried balls smothered in

*AndyK* · 02 May 2006, 11:05

a damp copy of the Financial Times.

Ross · 02 May 2006, 11:32

Brian was not at all pleased with this plot development, as it came to him as a surprise that his balls were now

*AndyK* · 02 May 2006, 12:02

bearing the imprint of an article about the bolivian coffee bean market and it's impact on the worlds economy.

dottie · 02 May 2006, 12:31

plus tomorrows weather wich didn't bode well, considering he was hoping to do a spot of sun bathing

*AndyK* · 02 May 2006, 12:41

howvere the threat of wind, rain, sleet snow and jam, really didn't look good for his plans.

Hypnobabe · 02 May 2006, 16:14

Undaunted, Brian decided to check out the latest fashions to ensure he was suitably dressed for his sunbathing the next day. Upon connecting to the internet, using the latest WiFi technology, Brian stumbled across a website which he thought would show him exactly what he was looking for, as it was called

Rockette · 03 May 2006, 14:25

http://www.zodee.com.au/Womens/Swimwear/
which of course was right up his alley. He surfed the site extensively until

Ross · 03 May 2006, 15:08

his mother caught him and decided it for totally innaproprate because

Rockette · 03 May 2006, 15:18

she had previously banned him surfing following the incident with the sharks. Brian's mother was awfully funny like that. He often pleaded and begged her to

Hypnobabe · 03 May 2006, 19:43

undo the handcuffs and allow him to live his own life, but she insisted on following him around every day, frightening the women of Brian's home town, because if you thought Brian was ugly, Boy! He was nothing compared to his mother! On his brief foray into the website, Brian had seen an item of swimwear that he thought might be suitable, it was a

*AndyK* · 04 May 2006, 11:59

rubber inflatable

Ross · 04 May 2006, 13:24

sheep. Brian's Mother had once been attacked by a sheep, leaving her with a life long fear of them. However Brian

Rockette · 04 May 2006, 13:27

proceeded to order one. He pulled out his Visa card from his rather tatty wallet and typed in the numbers. He hit the submit button and watched in awe as the receipt was

*AndyK* · 04 May 2006, 13:33

printed on the back of an Aardvark.

Rockette · 04 May 2006, 13:36

This aardvark just happened to have got himself caught in Brian's rather ancient printer by the

Hypnobabe · 04 May 2006, 15:16

skin of his

*AndyK* · 04 May 2006, 15:19

sausages, which he'd saved for lunch

Hypnobabe · 04 May 2006, 15:23

and was now chewing very enthusiastically. Unfortunately, the aardvark had dentures which were not fixed very securely in his mouth, and with the energetic chewing, they flew out and across to Brian, striking him soundly on the

*AndyK* · 04 May 2006, 15:24

back of the knee, knocking his toupee into

Hypnobabe · 04 May 2006, 15:28

a large squishy bowl of

*AndyK* · 04 May 2006, 15:31

tadpoles, which swam round and round the hairy thing that had landed int he middle of them. Brian turned, disparingly

Hypnobabe · 04 May 2006, 15:34

to

*AndyK* · 04 May 2006, 15:42

see the aardvark disappearing in the general direction of away, this came as no surprise to Brian, because

Hypnobabe · 04 May 2006, 15:57

his luck was pants. Unfortunately, as the receipt for the swimwear was printed on the aardvark's back, he had to sprint after it, and Brian in flight rather resembled a

02 May 2006, 07:48	#126
Rockette Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.06.2005 Location: I think! Posts: 4,805	Brian's fried balls smothered in

02 May 2006, 11:05	#127
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	a damp copy of the Financial Times.

02 May 2006, 11:32	#128
Ross Best Sig and Avatar 2006!!! (shared) Join Date: 25.11.2003 Location: Coatbridge near Glasgow. Scotland Posts: 3,446	Brian was not at all pleased with this plot development, as it came to him as a surprise that his balls were now

02 May 2006, 12:02	#129
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	bearing the imprint of an article about the bolivian coffee bean market and it's impact on the worlds economy.

02 May 2006, 12:31	#130
dottie queen post- whore extraordinaire Join Date: 29.01.2003 Location: Still Rockin' at "72" Posts: 13,181	plus tomorrows weather wich didn't bode well, considering he was hoping to do a spot of sun bathing

02 May 2006, 12:41	#131
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	howvere the threat of wind, rain, sleet snow and jam, really didn't look good for his plans.

02 May 2006, 16:14	#132
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	Undaunted, Brian decided to check out the latest fashions to ensure he was suitably dressed for his sunbathing the next day. Upon connecting to the internet, using the latest WiFi technology, Brian stumbled across a website which he thought would show him exactly what he was looking for, as it was called

03 May 2006, 14:25	#133
Rockette Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.06.2005 Location: I think! Posts: 4,805	http://www.zodee.com.au/Womens/Swimwear/ which of course was right up his alley. He surfed the site extensively until

03 May 2006, 15:08	#134
Ross Best Sig and Avatar 2006!!! (shared) Join Date: 25.11.2003 Location: Coatbridge near Glasgow. Scotland Posts: 3,446	his mother caught him and decided it for totally innaproprate because

03 May 2006, 15:18	#135
Rockette Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.06.2005 Location: I think! Posts: 4,805	she had previously banned him surfing following the incident with the sharks. Brian's mother was awfully funny like that. He often pleaded and begged her to

03 May 2006, 19:43	#136
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	undo the handcuffs and allow him to live his own life, but she insisted on following him around every day, frightening the women of Brian's home town, because if you thought Brian was ugly, Boy! He was nothing compared to his mother! On his brief foray into the website, Brian had seen an item of swimwear that he thought might be suitable, it was a

04 May 2006, 11:59	#137
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	rubber inflatable

04 May 2006, 13:24	#138
Ross Best Sig and Avatar 2006!!! (shared) Join Date: 25.11.2003 Location: Coatbridge near Glasgow. Scotland Posts: 3,446	sheep. Brian's Mother had once been attacked by a sheep, leaving her with a life long fear of them. However Brian

04 May 2006, 13:27	#139
Rockette Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.06.2005 Location: I think! Posts: 4,805	proceeded to order one. He pulled out his Visa card from his rather tatty wallet and typed in the numbers. He hit the submit button and watched in awe as the receipt was

04 May 2006, 13:33	#140
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	printed on the back of an Aardvark.

04 May 2006, 13:36	#141
Rockette Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.06.2005 Location: I think! Posts: 4,805	This aardvark just happened to have got himself caught in Brian's rather ancient printer by the

04 May 2006, 15:16	#142
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	skin of his

04 May 2006, 15:19	#143
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	sausages, which he'd saved for lunch

04 May 2006, 15:23	#144
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	and was now chewing very enthusiastically. Unfortunately, the aardvark had dentures which were not fixed very securely in his mouth, and with the energetic chewing, they flew out and across to Brian, striking him soundly on the

04 May 2006, 15:24	#145
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	back of the knee, knocking his toupee into

04 May 2006, 15:28	#146
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	a large squishy bowl of

04 May 2006, 15:31	#147
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	tadpoles, which swam round and round the hairy thing that had landed int he middle of them. Brian turned, disparingly

04 May 2006, 15:34	#148
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	to

04 May 2006, 15:42	#149
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	see the aardvark disappearing in the general direction of away, this came as no surprise to Brian, because

04 May 2006, 15:57	#150
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	his luck was pants. Unfortunately, as the receipt for the swimwear was printed on the aardvark's back, he had to sprint after it, and Brian in flight rather resembled a