Alternative story thread... - Page 9

Rockette · 08 May 2006, 15:07

call off the hounds for another day

Hypnobabe · 08 May 2006, 15:09

and instead

Rockette · 08 May 2006, 15:10

she ran amok on a forum and posted illegibly until

Ross · 08 May 2006, 15:11

no one could take anymore. The forum users called on Brian to sort out the problem once and for all by

*AndyK* · 08 May 2006, 15:20

waving his magic cauliflower

Ross · 08 May 2006, 15:23

which of course no one had any idea that he had

*AndyK* · 08 May 2006, 15:28

because it was hidden in the same pocket that he had filled with his rubber sheep.

Hypnobabe · 08 May 2006, 16:01

Unfortunately, the magic cauliflower had caused the rubber sheep to come to life, and it had promptly eaten the cauliflower, so Brian had to wait for nature to take it's course to see if the cauliflower's magic properties had survived the mystery of the sheep's internal digestive system. They hadn't. Brian

*AndyK* · 08 May 2006, 16:28

was gutted ... and when he tried to exact his revenge on the sheep by submitting it to the same fate (ie ensuring that it was gutted) the sheep uttered it's first, and last, sound "Pffttttttttttttttppppppppppppp" and disappeared over the horizon. Non one had warned Brian about the consequences of his actions involving inflatable sheep which had come to life, but were intrinsically still full of air, and sharp knives. Brian

Hypnobabe · 08 May 2006, 16:40

turned to see a

*AndyK* · 08 May 2006, 16:51

yellow

Rockette · 08 May 2006, 16:53

looking female, who appeared to be Julie searching for her duvet cover. She had no idea that

*AndyK* · 08 May 2006, 16:54

it was now a world famous jam covered relic, worshipped by hordes of

Hypnobabe · 08 May 2006, 16:55

wasps, everywhere except Berkshire.

Rockette · 08 May 2006, 16:57

They were a fussy lot in that town.

Hypnobabe · 08 May 2006, 18:02

"Hello Brian," said Julie, smiling forlornly. "Have you seen my duvet cover?" Brian replied

*AndyK* · 08 May 2006, 18:08

"Yes", she said sternly. "Someone had put it in the dishwasher and it was all covered in jam". It was clear that Julie was well and truly

Hypnobabe · 08 May 2006, 18:10

fed up with washing other people's ancient relics, and she wasn't taking any more of it. She had initiated a covert action to ensure that the situation didn't happen again, and it involved

*AndyK* · 08 May 2006, 18:13

stapling

Hypnobabe · 08 May 2006, 18:17

a large notice to the door of the dishwasher, saying

*AndyK* · 08 May 2006, 18:21

"Don't put items of bedding in here!
Please"

She hoped it would work ... but secretly, deep inside her heart she knew that

Hypnobabe · 08 May 2006, 18:26

Brian couldn't actually read, so it didn't matter what she wrote, or how big she wrote it, he just wouldn't stop, until she felt so overwhelmed that the only answer was to

*AndyK* · 08 May 2006, 18:36

staple his

Hypnobabe · 08 May 2006, 18:53

fingers to his

dottie · 08 May 2006, 20:11

table just like Rik Mayall in Bottom

then eddie tried to free him by..

08 May 2006, 15:07	#201
Rockette Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.06.2005 Location: I think! Posts: 4,805	call off the hounds for another day

08 May 2006, 15:09	#202
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	and instead

08 May 2006, 15:10	#203
Rockette Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.06.2005 Location: I think! Posts: 4,805	she ran amok on a forum and posted illegibly until

08 May 2006, 15:11	#204
Ross Best Sig and Avatar 2006!!! (shared) Join Date: 25.11.2003 Location: Coatbridge near Glasgow. Scotland Posts: 3,446	no one could take anymore. The forum users called on Brian to sort out the problem once and for all by

08 May 2006, 15:20	#205
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	waving his magic cauliflower

08 May 2006, 15:23	#206
Ross Best Sig and Avatar 2006!!! (shared) Join Date: 25.11.2003 Location: Coatbridge near Glasgow. Scotland Posts: 3,446	which of course no one had any idea that he had

08 May 2006, 15:28	#207
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	because it was hidden in the same pocket that he had filled with his rubber sheep.

08 May 2006, 16:01	#208
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	Unfortunately, the magic cauliflower had caused the rubber sheep to come to life, and it had promptly eaten the cauliflower, so Brian had to wait for nature to take it's course to see if the cauliflower's magic properties had survived the mystery of the sheep's internal digestive system. They hadn't. Brian

08 May 2006, 16:28	#209
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	was gutted ... and when he tried to exact his revenge on the sheep by submitting it to the same fate (ie ensuring that it was gutted) the sheep uttered it's first, and last, sound "Pffttttttttttttttppppppppppppp" and disappeared over the horizon. Non one had warned Brian about the consequences of his actions involving inflatable sheep which had come to life, but were intrinsically still full of air, and sharp knives. Brian

08 May 2006, 16:40	#210
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	turned to see a

08 May 2006, 16:51	#211
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	yellow

08 May 2006, 16:53	#212
Rockette Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.06.2005 Location: I think! Posts: 4,805	looking female, who appeared to be Julie searching for her duvet cover. She had no idea that

08 May 2006, 16:54	#213
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	it was now a world famous jam covered relic, worshipped by hordes of

08 May 2006, 16:55	#214
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	wasps, everywhere except Berkshire.

08 May 2006, 16:57	#215
Rockette Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.06.2005 Location: I think! Posts: 4,805	They were a fussy lot in that town.

08 May 2006, 18:02	#216
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	"Hello Brian," said Julie, smiling forlornly. "Have you seen my duvet cover?" Brian replied

08 May 2006, 18:08	#217
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	"Yes", she said sternly. "Someone had put it in the dishwasher and it was all covered in jam". It was clear that Julie was well and truly

08 May 2006, 18:10	#218
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	fed up with washing other people's ancient relics, and she wasn't taking any more of it. She had initiated a covert action to ensure that the situation didn't happen again, and it involved

08 May 2006, 18:13	#219
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	stapling

08 May 2006, 18:17	#220
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	a large notice to the door of the dishwasher, saying

08 May 2006, 18:21	#221
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	"Don't put items of bedding in here! Please" She hoped it would work ... but secretly, deep inside her heart she knew that

08 May 2006, 18:26	#222
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	Brian couldn't actually read, so it didn't matter what she wrote, or how big she wrote it, he just wouldn't stop, until she felt so overwhelmed that the only answer was to

08 May 2006, 18:36	#223
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	staple his

08 May 2006, 18:53	#224
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	fingers to his

08 May 2006, 20:11	#225
dottie queen post- whore extraordinaire Join Date: 29.01.2003 Location: Still Rockin' at "72" Posts: 13,181	table just like Rik Mayall in Bottom then eddie tried to free him by..