Bat Out of WHERE???

daveake · 09 Jul 2008, 15:14

From the BBC ...

A teenager who thought movement in her underwear was caused by her vibrating mobile phone found a bat curled up asleep in her bra.

Abbie Hawkins, 19, of Norwich, had been wearing the bra for five hours when she plucked up the courage to investigate.

When she did, she found a baby bat in padding in her 34FF bra. The hotel receptionist said she was shocked but felt bad for removing the "cuddly" bat.

"It looked cosy and comfortable and I was sorry for disturbing it," she said.

She was sitting at her desk at work when she decided to investigate the strange movements in her underwear.

"I put my hand down my bra and pulled out a cuddly little bat.

"That shocked me very much at the time, but it scuttled off under the desk into the dark. I was shaking from head to toe.

"It looked quite cosy and comfortable in there so it was quite rude of me to take it out.

"When I realised it was a bat the first thing that occurred to me was how did it get in there.

"I felt quite sorry for it. Perhaps I should have left it there and given it a good home.

"I did not notice anything as I put my bra on. The night before I had had one or two drinks and I was getting ready quickly.

"The bra was in my drawer but it had been on the washing line the day before.

"When I was driving to work, I felt a slight vibration but I thought it was just my mobile phone in my jacket pocket."

The bat was captured by one of her colleagues and released.

MissAsh · 09 Jul 2008, 15:25

I was just about to post this, you came up with a much better thread title than me though!

No idea how someone can NOT notice something like that in their bra! As for "cuddly little bat"... wouldn't be saying that if it'd bitten you now would you?!

mszee · 09 Jul 2008, 16:51

34FF bra???

WTF is that???

Of course, she didn't notice bat...she probably wouldn't have noticed somebody's hand groping around there either...

**RadioMaster** · 09 Jul 2008, 16:58

PMSL

daveake · 09 Jul 2008, 16:59

Quote:

Originally Posted by mszee

34FF bra???

Not being an expert in these matters

, I'll refer you to this.

I believe "ample" covers it

Dave

mszee · 09 Jul 2008, 17:04

Quote:

Originally Posted by daveake

Not being an expert in these matters

, I'll refer you to this.

I believe "ample" covers it

Dave

Yeah...that should do it...I hope her back is ok...

**allrevvedup** · 09 Jul 2008, 17:57

Quote:

Originally Posted by MissAsh

No idea how someone can NOT notice something like that in their bra! A

Maybe she was "Blind as a bat"....i thank you goodnight

Battybarb · 09 Jul 2008, 19:14

PMSL.....

~Helen~ · 09 Jul 2008, 19:30

Quote:

Originally Posted by daveake

...had been wearing the bra for five hours when she plucked up the courage to investigate

Quote:

Originally Posted by daveake

...in padding in her 34FF bra

There was need for padding???

Quote:

Originally Posted by daveake

...She was sitting at her desk at work when she decided to investigate the strange movements in her underwear

Quote:

Originally Posted by daveake

"I felt quite sorry for it. Perhaps I should have left it there and given it a good home.

"I did not notice anything as I put my bra on. The night before I had had one or two drinks and I was getting ready quickly.

PMSL!!

Sooo one of the funniest things I've heard in a long time!!!

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

meatloaf-unofficial · 09 Jul 2008, 19:39

lol now that is very funny. How the nora did she not notice a BAT in her bra when she put it on.

Perhaps since the bat is black, her bra is black.... but come on though....

**allrevvedup** · 09 Jul 2008, 20:57

it's always funnier when it happens to someone else!

mszee · 09 Jul 2008, 20:58

Quote:

Originally Posted by allrevvedup

it's always funnier when it happens to someone else!

I gather then that something similar happened to you, eh?

Bat in a jockey strap???

**allrevvedup** · 09 Jul 2008, 21:07

no but i've had a bug up my a$$ on some occasions...moving on

**RadioMaster** · 09 Jul 2008, 21:18

Quote:

Originally Posted by mszee

I gather then that something similar happened to you, eh?

Bat in a jockey strap???

cant be, he prerers g-strings

mszee · 09 Jul 2008, 21:18

Quote:

Originally Posted by allrevvedup

no but i've had a bug up my a$$ on some occasions...moving on

You see a room here to move?

Recap: lady with giant bazookas had a bat in her bra and didn't notice...I guess there was too much friction in there cause bat woke up and complained...lady took the bat out and felt very sorry she can't keep it there forever cause it shore felt good...bat got scared and went to look for another lady...

Where are going from here???

**allrevvedup** · 09 Jul 2008, 21:39

probably nowhere else to go after that.

mszee · 09 Jul 2008, 22:07

Actually...actually...I am seriously worried about the lady...

Here is your simple math:

Difference between bust size
and underbust size (inches)
Cup size
(UK and Australia) Cup size
(rest of Europe, Canada and US)
Less than one inch AA AA
1 inch A A
2 inches B B
3 inches C C
4 inches D D
5 inches DD E or DD
6 inches E F or DDD
7 inches F G
8 inches FF H
9 inches G I
10 inches GG J
11 inches H K
12 inches HH L
13 inches J
14 inches JJ

So...her whatever is 8 inches...take it away from 34 and you get...26...lady is anorexic???

**allrevvedup** · 09 Jul 2008, 22:42

Quote:

Originally Posted by RadioMaster

cant be, he prerers g-strings

rj the one you stole from the travelodge in Bath wasn't mine

snowy · 09 Jul 2008, 23:24

Quote:

Originally Posted by mszee

Actually...actually...I am seriously worried about the lady...

Here is your simple math:

Difference between bust size
and underbust size (inches)
Cup size
(UK and Australia) Cup size
(rest of Europe, Canada and US)
Less than one inch AA AA
1 inch A A
2 inches B B
3 inches C C
4 inches D D
5 inches DD E or DD
6 inches E F or DDD
7 inches F G
8 inches FF H
9 inches G I
10 inches GG J
11 inches H K
12 inches HH L
13 inches J
14 inches JJ

So...her whatever is 8 inches...take it away from 34 and you get...26...lady is anorexic???

No - chest size is 34" then ADD the extra 8" that her 'appendages' take up. Therefore her chest measurement is 42"

mszee · 09 Jul 2008, 23:33

Quote:

Originally Posted by snowy

No - chest size is 34" then ADD the extra 8" that her 'appendages' take up. Therefore her chest measurement is 42"

Well, if I was worried about her front...now I am worried about her back again...thank you though for explanation...hard to imagine FF when you have...well, you know...somewhat smaller appendages...

snowy · 10 Jul 2008, 00:03

FF is nothing - it's the JJ that scare me!

**RadioMaster** · 10 Jul 2008, 00:10

daveake · 10 Jul 2008, 00:16

Quote:

Originally Posted by RadioMaster

Pics here

Dave

Hypnobabe · 10 Jul 2008, 15:11

That makes it worse, a black bat in a white bra and she didn't see it!! Still, I suppose it's relatively small in comparison

mszee · 10 Jul 2008, 15:22

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hypnobabe

That makes it worse, a black bat in a white bra and she didn't see it!! Still, I suppose it's relatively small in comparison

Yeah...my thoughts too...45 seconds of fame...here she comes...there she goes...

09 Jul 2008, 15:14	#1
daveake 200% is the new 110% Join Date: 13.03.2005 Location: Newbury Posts: 2,983	Bat Out of WHERE??? From the BBC ... A teenager who thought movement in her underwear was caused by her vibrating mobile phone found a bat curled up asleep in her bra. Abbie Hawkins, 19, of Norwich, had been wearing the bra for five hours when she plucked up the courage to investigate. When she did, she found a baby bat in padding in her 34FF bra. The hotel receptionist said she was shocked but felt bad for removing the "cuddly" bat. "It looked cosy and comfortable and I was sorry for disturbing it," she said. She was sitting at her desk at work when she decided to investigate the strange movements in her underwear. "I put my hand down my bra and pulled out a cuddly little bat. "That shocked me very much at the time, but it scuttled off under the desk into the dark. I was shaking from head to toe. "It looked quite cosy and comfortable in there so it was quite rude of me to take it out. "When I realised it was a bat the first thing that occurred to me was how did it get in there. "I felt quite sorry for it. Perhaps I should have left it there and given it a good home. "I did not notice anything as I put my bra on. The night before I had had one or two drinks and I was getting ready quickly. "The bra was in my drawer but it had been on the washing line the day before. "When I was driving to work, I felt a slight vibration but I thought it was just my mobile phone in my jacket pocket." The bat was captured by one of her colleagues and released.

09 Jul 2008, 15:25	#2
MissAsh Super Loafer Join Date: 14.02.2005 Location: Glasgow, Scotland Posts: 743	I was just about to post this, you came up with a much better thread title than me though! No idea how someone can NOT notice something like that in their bra! As for "cuddly little bat"... wouldn't be saying that if it'd bitten you now would you?!

09 Jul 2008, 16:51	#3
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 29.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	34FF bra??? WTF is that??? Of course, she didn't notice bat...she probably wouldn't have noticed somebody's hand groping around there either...

09 Jul 2008, 16:58	#4
RadioMaster The German Join Date: 11.03.2006 Location: some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos... Posts: 15,778	PMSL

09 Jul 2008, 19:14	#8
Battybarb Nutty Tart From Hell Join Date: 25.05.2007 Location: liverpool Posts: 8,390	PMSL.....

09 Jul 2008, 19:39	#10
meatloaf-unofficial Mega Loafer Join Date: 06.02.2006 Location: Touring the Country Posts: 2,558	lol now that is very funny. How the nora did she not notice a BAT in her bra when she put it on. Perhaps since the bat is black, her bra is black.... but come on though....

09 Jul 2008, 20:57	#11
allrevvedup "Most things that i worry about, never happen anyway" Join Date: 29.11.2003 Location: Liverpool Posts: 5,351	it's always funnier when it happens to someone else!

09 Jul 2008, 21:07	#13
allrevvedup "Most things that i worry about, never happen anyway" Join Date: 29.11.2003 Location: Liverpool Posts: 5,351	no but i've had a bug up my a$$ on some occasions...moving on

09 Jul 2008, 21:39	#16
allrevvedup "Most things that i worry about, never happen anyway" Join Date: 29.11.2003 Location: Liverpool Posts: 5,351	probably nowhere else to go after that.

09 Jul 2008, 22:07	#17
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 29.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	Actually...actually...I am seriously worried about the lady... Here is your simple math: Difference between bust size and underbust size (inches) Cup size (UK and Australia) Cup size (rest of Europe, Canada and US) Less than one inch AA AA 1 inch A A 2 inches B B 3 inches C C 4 inches D D 5 inches DD E or DD 6 inches E F or DDD 7 inches F G 8 inches FF H 9 inches G I 10 inches GG J 11 inches H K 12 inches HH L 13 inches J 14 inches JJ So...her whatever is 8 inches...take it away from 34 and you get...26...lady is anorexic???

10 Jul 2008, 00:03	#21
snowy Super Loafer Join Date: 21.04.2006 Location: Herts Posts: 292	FF is nothing - it's the JJ that scare me!

10 Jul 2008, 00:10	#22
RadioMaster The German Join Date: 11.03.2006 Location: some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos... Posts: 15,778

10 Jul 2008, 15:11	#24
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	That makes it worse, a black bat in a white bra and she didn't see it!! Still, I suppose it's relatively small in comparison