Allo Allo

**Monstro** · 21 Jun 2010, 23:29

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Originally Posted by eddy<meat-loaf>rocky

i hope this a fake or a mixup because i have no money in my bank account as i have no wadges untill end of the month and i wat a tickt for meat if he dose manchester i wana get on the front row

Evil One · 21 Jun 2010, 23:36

Good moaning

Smithie · 21 Jun 2010, 23:47

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Originally Posted by Monstro

What is this pic?

daveake · 22 Jun 2010, 00:28

It's something he mentioned in pissing.

Evil One · 22 Jun 2010, 00:49

It is The Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies.

AndrewG · 22 Jun 2010, 00:53

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Youuuuuu stupid woman!

That's a quote btw!

All from Allo' Allo', an old UK comedy series but VERY funny!

wolfy35 · 22 Jun 2010, 01:05

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Originally Posted by Smithie

What is this pic?

Its from a brit comedy called Allo Allo. It was set during WW2 and took the p*ss out of every nationality especially the Germans. Strangely it is still to this day the most popular BBC program in Germany. Well worth a look if you fancy a giggle and can be found on many online streaming sites.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/alloallo/

daveake · 22 Jun 2010, 01:09

Presoasly

wolfy35 · 22 Jun 2010, 01:19

Do you not see that if you kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug, then you need not light the candle with the handle on the gateau from the chateau! Now tell me Edith why do you not understand this you stupid woman

**The Flying Mouse** · 22 Jun 2010, 01:25

I had most of the cast visit me in hospital when I was a kid.
THey were on tour with the live show, and I couldn't get to it (it was my fav show as a kid) so the cast (apart from Gordon, who sadly had other commitments) came down to the hospital and visited me and all the other kids.

That was when they were doing live shows.

Live shows.

Venues.

O2

And then we were back on topic

Sarge · 22 Jun 2010, 01:51

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Originally Posted by wolfy35

Strangely it is still to this day the most popular BBC program in Germany.

The first time I heard about it was when a guy from Denmark told me about it. As far as I know it had not been broadcasted in Germany before February 2010.

**The Flying Mouse** · 22 Jun 2010, 01:59

If you can't beat them, split the thread

**The Flying Mouse** · 22 Jun 2010, 03:18

BTW, Sam Kelly was great.
Fact!

Anyone remember the flying helmet & wet celery?

wolfy35 · 22 Jun 2010, 11:11

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Originally Posted by The Flying Mouse

:Anyone remember the flying helmet & wet celery?

YOU PERVERT

Anyway it wasnt Captain Hans Geering ( Sam Kelly ) Who asked for the flying helmet & wet celery it was Colonel Kurt von Strohm ( Richard Marner )

Hans Geering liked the girls to dress up like French resistance girls because "They wear McIntoshes and little short white socks and berets like any other French girl. And they only reveal themselves at night. "

**Monstro** · 25 Jun 2010, 10:23

Officer Crabtree

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=960UY...eature=related

daveake · 25 Jun 2010, 10:32

Let's hope for some pissing in Spain on Sunday

PanicLord · 02 Jul 2010, 19:13

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Originally Posted by The Flying Mouse

Lizen very carefully, I shall zay thees enley wence....................

Sorry, didn't hear. I was pissing by the door, when I heard two shats from a gnu.

Wario · 23 Jul 2010, 04:14

HEYO! HEYO!

THIS IS WHAT DREAMS R MADE OF

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