Warios Pants

**The Flying Mouse** · 30 Jul 2010, 18:14

Inspired by the game Pants (the thread has known to resurface now and again) and recent convo in the shout box, I thought it would be worth a try editing the game to make it more Wario friendly.

To paraphrase the original intro to the pants thread.............

The rules are very simple.
Take a song title,a film title,a quotation or a well known phrase and change one word to Backpack (t'was originally "pants" the word was changed too).
Here's a few examples to get us started.
You Took The backpack Right Out Of My Mouth. (words)
Night Of The Living backpack. (Dead)
Too many backpacks spoil the broth (chefs)

"When the backpack is opened,there's apt to be a rush of gas and a rather offensive smell" (coffin)
Salem's Lot by Stephen King

AndrewG · 30 Jul 2010, 18:26

From Pulp Fiction:

Jules: [Jules shoots the man on the couch] I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that. Please, continue, you were saying something about best intentions. What's the matter? Oh, you were finished! Well, allow me to retort. What does Marsellus Wallace look like?
Brett: Backpack?
Jules: What country are you from?
Brett: Backpack? Backpack?
Jules: "Backpack" ain't no country I've ever heard of. They speak English in Backpack?
Brett: Backpack?
Jules: English, mother~~~~er, do you speak it?
Brett: Yes! Yes!
Jules: Then you know what I'm sayin'!
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like!
Brett: Backpack?
Jules: Say 'backpack' again. Say 'backpack' again, I dare you, I double dare you mother~~~~er, say backpack one more Goddamn time!

AndrewG · 30 Jul 2010, 18:36

Return of the Jedi:

Darth Vader: I see you have constructed a new backpack. Your skills are complete. Indeed you are powerful as the Emperor has foreseen.

samurai7 · 30 Jul 2010, 18:43

Dirty Dancing:

Nobody puts backpack in the corner.

AndrewG · 30 Jul 2010, 18:44

Back to the future 2:

Where we're going we don't need backpacks.

Hey, McFly, you bojo! Those backpacks don't work on water! Unless you've got power!

**allrevvedup** · 30 Jul 2010, 19:06

Goodfellas:

And when the cops, when they assigned a whole army to stop Jimmy, what'd he do? He made 'em backpacks

All they got from Paulie was backpacks from other guys looking to rip them off. That's what it's all about. That's what the FBI can never understand - that what Paulie and the organization offer is backpacks for the kinds of guys who can't go to the cops. They're like the police department for wiseguys.

Thirty-two hundred dollars he gave me. Thirty-two hundred dollars for a lifetime. It wasn't even enough to pay for the backpack

daveake · 30 Jul 2010, 19:09

"What is your name?"
"Backpack."
"What is 2 plus 2?"
"Backpack, Backpack."

meat_loaf2008 · 30 Jul 2010, 20:13

Cinnamon Girl:

I wanna live with a backpack girl
I could be happy the rest of my life with a backpack girl

**The Flying Mouse** · 30 Jul 2010, 20:18

Quote:

Originally Posted by allrevvedup

Goodfellas:

Goodfellas is great

Tommy DeVito: Just don't go busting my balls, Billy, okay?
Billy Batts: Hey, Tommy, if I was gonna break your balls, I'd tell you to go home and get your backpack.
[to his friends]
Billy Batts: Now this kid, this kid was great. They, they used to call him backpack Tommy.

Morrie: Don't buy backpacks that come off at the wrong time.

Tommy DeVito: He said, "No, you're gonna tell me something today, tough guy." I said, "All right, I'll tell you something: go ~~~~ your backpack."

Tommy DeVito: What do you want to tell me now, tough guy? I said, "Bing, what are you doing here? I thought I told you to go ~~~~ your backpack!"

Jimmy Conway: Look what this ~~~~ing mutt did to my backpack

Karen: I know there are women, like my best friends, who would have gotten out of there the minute their boyfriend gave them a backpack to hide. But I didn't. I got to admit the truth. It turned me on. (sounds like Chris' dream lady

)

daveake · 30 Jul 2010, 20:27

A customer enters a pet shop.

Mr. Praline: 'Ello, I wish to register a complaint.

Mr. Praline: 'Ello, Miss?

Owner: What do you mean "miss"?

Mr. Praline: I'm sorry, I have a cold. I wish to make a complaint!

Owner: We're closin' for lunch.

Mr. Praline: Never mind that, my lad. I wish to complain about this backpack what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique.

Owner: Oh yes, the, uh, the Norwegian Blue...What's,uh...What's wrong with it?

Mr. Praline: I'll tell you what's wrong with it, my lad. 'E's dead, that's what's wrong with it!

Owner: No, no, 'e's uh,...he's resting.

Mr. Praline: Look, matey, I know a dead backpack when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.

Owner: No no he's not dead, he's, he's restin'! Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue, idn'it, ay? Beautiful plumage!

Mr. Praline: The plumage don't enter into it. It's stone dead.

Owner: Nononono, no, no! 'E's resting!

Mr. Praline: All right then, if he's restin', I'll wake him up! (shouting at the cage) 'Ello, Mister Polly Backpack! I've got a lovely fresh cuttle fish for you if you show...

Owner: (hits the cage) There, he moved!

Mr. Praline: No, he didn't, that was you hitting the cage!

Owner: I never!!

Mr. Praline: Yes, you did!

Owner: I never, never did anything...

Mr. Praline: (yelling and hitting the cage repeatedly) 'ELLO POLLY!!!!! Testing! Testing! Testing! Testing! This is your nine o'clock alarm call!

(Takes backpack out of the cage and thumps its head on the counter. Throws it up in the air and watches it plummet to the floor.)

Mr. Praline: Now that's what I call a dead backpack.

Owner: No, no.....No, 'e's stunned!

Mr. Praline: STUNNED?!?

Owner: Yeah! You stunned him, just as he was wakin' up! Norwegian Blues stun easily, major.

Mr. Praline: Um...now look...now look, mate, I've definitely 'ad enough of this. That backpack is definitely deceased, and when I purchased it not 'alf an hour
ago, you assured me that its total lack of movement was due to it bein' tired and shagged out following a prolonged squawk.

Owner: Well, he's...he's, ah...probably pining for the fjords.

Mr. Praline: PININ' for the FJORDS?!?!?!? What kind of talk is that?, look, why did he fall flat on his back the moment I got 'im home?

Owner: The Norwegian Blue prefers keepin' on it's back! Remarkable bird, id'nit, squire? Lovely plumage!

Mr. Praline: Look, I took the liberty of examining that backpack when I got it home, and I discovered the only reason that it had been sitting on its perch in the
first place was that it had been NAILED there.

(pause)

Owner: Well, o'course it was nailed there! If I hadn't nailed that bird down, it would have nuzzled up to those bars, bent 'em apart with its beak, and
VOOM! Feeweeweewee!

Mr. Praline: "VOOM"?!? Mate, this bird wouldn't "voom" if you put four million volts through it! 'E's bleedin' demised!

Owner: No no! 'E's pining!

Mr. Praline: 'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This backpack is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e
rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the
bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-BACKPACK!!

(pause)

Owner: Well, I'd better replace it, then. (he takes a quick peek behind the counter) Sorry squire, I've had a look 'round the back of the shop, and uh,
we're right out of backpacks.

Mr. Praline: I see. I see, I get the picture.

Owner: I got a slug.

(pause)

Mr. Praline: Pray, does it talk?

Owner: Nnnnot really.

Mr. Praline: WELL IT'S HARDLY A BLOODY REPLACEMENT, IS IT?!!???!!?

Owner: N-no, I guess not. (gets ashamed, looks at his feet)

Mr. Praline: Well.

(pause)

Owner: (quietly) D'you.... d'you want to come back to my place?

Mr. Praline: (looks around) Yeah, all right, sure.

mszee · 30 Jul 2010, 20:47

*Waits on Dave to re-do all Monty Python sketches with backpacks*

I am going to be simple...

You took the backpack right outta my mouth!

Wario · 30 Jul 2010, 21:03

Quote:

Originally Posted by mszee

I am going to be simple...

You took the backpack right outta my mouth!

You would use an example that was stated in Neil's first backpack

AndrewG · 30 Jul 2010, 21:10

"Mama always said life was like a box of backpacks. You never know what you're gonna get."

"Houston, we have a backpack"

"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his backpack with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."

"I love the smell of backpacks in the morning!"

daveake · 30 Jul 2010, 21:23

Quote:

Originally Posted by mszee

*Waits on Dave to re-do all Monty Python sketches with backpacks

No chance!

daveake · 30 Jul 2010, 21:23

"I want the backpack."

"You can't handle the backpack!!"

Cristina · 30 Jul 2010, 21:28

I've seen backpacks you people wouldn't believe

mszee · 30 Jul 2010, 21:42

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarioLoaf

You would use an example that was stated in Neil's first backpack

For this I need to care what was in his first backpack as well as any subsequent backpacks

daveake · 30 Jul 2010, 21:47

"A table, a chair, a bowl of fruit and a backpack; what else does a man need to be happy?"

Albert Einstein

R. · 30 Jul 2010, 22:56

Hasta la vista, backpack! (Terminator 2)

Go ahead, make my backpack. (Dirty Harry - Sudden Impact)

I know what you're thinking, backpack. You're thinking "did he fire six shots or only five?" Now to tell you the truth I forgot myself in all this excitement. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and will blow your head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself a question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, backpack? (Dirty Harry)

You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded backpacks and those who dig. You dig. (The Good, the Bad and the Ugly)

Get off my backpack! (Gran Torino)

meat_loaf2008 · 30 Jul 2010, 23:27

I can see paradise by the backpack's light.

AndrewG · 30 Jul 2010, 23:34

I need your clothes, your boots and your backpack.

**The Flying Mouse** · 30 Jul 2010, 23:43

Dontcha wish your backpack was hot like me?
Doncha wish your backpack was a freak like me?
Doncha?
Doncha?
Doncha wish your backpack was raw like me?
Doncha wish your backpack was fun like me?
Doncha?
Doncha?...........

*must do sexy dance while saying this*

meat_loaf2008 · 30 Jul 2010, 23:48

I couldnt have backpack'd it better myself...

Sarahdk23 · 30 Jul 2010, 23:54

I would do anything for backpacks...(I know, too easy

)

Dirty backpack (dancing)

"To say it's love would be too simple
Too obvious
It's more like a backpack, a vocation
Something I was
Put on this earth to do
Now I'm shooting with the backpacks
And I'm flying with the angels
And my backpack is a symphony the
Closer I get to you" (If I cant have you)

The backpack is loose

meat_loaf2008 · 30 Jul 2010, 23:57

Starcraft II: Backpacks of Liberty

30 Jul 2010, 18:14	#1
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	Warios Pants Inspired by the game Pants (the thread has known to resurface now and again) and recent convo in the shout box, I thought it would be worth a try editing the game to make it more Wario friendly. To paraphrase the original intro to the pants thread............. The rules are very simple. Take a song title,a film title,a quotation or a well known phrase and change one word to Backpack (t'was originally "pants" the word was changed too). Here's a few examples to get us started. You Took The backpack Right Out Of My Mouth. (words) Night Of The Living backpack. (Dead) Too many backpacks spoil the broth (chefs) "When the backpack is opened,there's apt to be a rush of gas and a rather offensive smell" (coffin) Salem's Lot by Stephen King

30 Jul 2010, 19:06	#6
allrevvedup "Most things that i worry about, never happen anyway" Join Date: 29.11.2003 Location: Liverpool Posts: 5,351	Goodfellas: And when the cops, when they assigned a whole army to stop Jimmy, what'd he do? He made 'em backpacks All they got from Paulie was backpacks from other guys looking to rip them off. That's what it's all about. That's what the FBI can never understand - that what Paulie and the organization offer is backpacks for the kinds of guys who can't go to the cops. They're like the police department for wiseguys. Thirty-two hundred dollars he gave me. Thirty-two hundred dollars for a lifetime. It wasn't even enough to pay for the backpack Last edited by allrevvedup; 30 Jul 2010 at 20:00.

30 Jul 2010, 18:26	#2
AndrewG I hope your salmon sucks! Join Date: 18.01.2004 Location: Northamptonshire Posts: 7,077	From Pulp Fiction: Jules: [Jules shoots the man on the couch] I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that. Please, continue, you were saying something about best intentions. What's the matter? Oh, you were finished! Well, allow me to retort. What does Marsellus Wallace look like? Brett: Backpack? Jules: What country are you from? Brett: Backpack? Backpack? Jules: "Backpack" ain't no country I've ever heard of. They speak English in Backpack? Brett: Backpack? Jules: English, mother~~~~er, do you speak it? Brett: Yes! Yes! Jules: Then you know what I'm sayin'! Brett: Yes! Jules: Describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like! Brett: Backpack? Jules: Say 'backpack' again. Say 'backpack' again, I dare you, I double dare you mother~~~~er, say backpack one more Goddamn time!

30 Jul 2010, 18:36	#3
AndrewG I hope your salmon sucks! Join Date: 18.01.2004 Location: Northamptonshire Posts: 7,077	Return of the Jedi: Darth Vader: I see you have constructed a new backpack. Your skills are complete. Indeed you are powerful as the Emperor has foreseen.

30 Jul 2010, 18:43	#4
samurai7 Rock Star Join Date: 09.05.2005 Location: The future... Posts: 2,928	Dirty Dancing: Nobody puts backpack in the corner.

30 Jul 2010, 18:44	#5
AndrewG I hope your salmon sucks! Join Date: 18.01.2004 Location: Northamptonshire Posts: 7,077	Back to the future 2: Where we're going we don't need backpacks. Hey, McFly, you bojo! Those backpacks don't work on water! Unless you've got power!

30 Jul 2010, 19:09	#7
daveake 200% is the new 110% Join Date: 13.03.2005 Location: Newbury Posts: 2,983	"What is your name?" "Backpack." "What is 2 plus 2?" "Backpack, Backpack."

30 Jul 2010, 20:13	#8
meat_loaf2008 Banned Join Date: 10.04.2007 Posts: 462	Cinnamon Girl: I wanna live with a backpack girl I could be happy the rest of my life with a backpack girl

30 Jul 2010, 20:27	#10
daveake 200% is the new 110% Join Date: 13.03.2005 Location: Newbury Posts: 2,983	A customer enters a pet shop. Mr. Praline: 'Ello, I wish to register a complaint. Mr. Praline: 'Ello, Miss? Owner: What do you mean "miss"? Mr. Praline: I'm sorry, I have a cold. I wish to make a complaint! Owner: We're closin' for lunch. Mr. Praline: Never mind that, my lad. I wish to complain about this backpack what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique. Owner: Oh yes, the, uh, the Norwegian Blue...What's,uh...What's wrong with it? Mr. Praline: I'll tell you what's wrong with it, my lad. 'E's dead, that's what's wrong with it! Owner: No, no, 'e's uh,...he's resting. Mr. Praline: Look, matey, I know a dead backpack when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now. Owner: No no he's not dead, he's, he's restin'! Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue, idn'it, ay? Beautiful plumage! Mr. Praline: The plumage don't enter into it. It's stone dead. Owner: Nononono, no, no! 'E's resting! Mr. Praline: All right then, if he's restin', I'll wake him up! (shouting at the cage) 'Ello, Mister Polly Backpack! I've got a lovely fresh cuttle fish for you if you show... Owner: (hits the cage) There, he moved! Mr. Praline: No, he didn't, that was you hitting the cage! Owner: I never!! Mr. Praline: Yes, you did! Owner: I never, never did anything... Mr. Praline: (yelling and hitting the cage repeatedly) 'ELLO POLLY!!!!! Testing! Testing! Testing! Testing! This is your nine o'clock alarm call! (Takes backpack out of the cage and thumps its head on the counter. Throws it up in the air and watches it plummet to the floor.) Mr. Praline: Now that's what I call a dead backpack. Owner: No, no.....No, 'e's stunned! Mr. Praline: STUNNED?!? Owner: Yeah! You stunned him, just as he was wakin' up! Norwegian Blues stun easily, major. Mr. Praline: Um...now look...now look, mate, I've definitely 'ad enough of this. That backpack is definitely deceased, and when I purchased it not 'alf an hour ago, you assured me that its total lack of movement was due to it bein' tired and shagged out following a prolonged squawk. Owner: Well, he's...he's, ah...probably pining for the fjords. Mr. Praline: PININ' for the FJORDS?!?!?!? What kind of talk is that?, look, why did he fall flat on his back the moment I got 'im home? Owner: The Norwegian Blue prefers keepin' on it's back! Remarkable bird, id'nit, squire? Lovely plumage! Mr. Praline: Look, I took the liberty of examining that backpack when I got it home, and I discovered the only reason that it had been sitting on its perch in the first place was that it had been NAILED there. (pause) Owner: Well, o'course it was nailed there! If I hadn't nailed that bird down, it would have nuzzled up to those bars, bent 'em apart with its beak, and VOOM! Feeweeweewee! Mr. Praline: "VOOM"?!? Mate, this bird wouldn't "voom" if you put four million volts through it! 'E's bleedin' demised! Owner: No no! 'E's pining! Mr. Praline: 'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This backpack is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-BACKPACK!! (pause) Owner: Well, I'd better replace it, then. (he takes a quick peek behind the counter) Sorry squire, I've had a look 'round the back of the shop, and uh, we're right out of backpacks. Mr. Praline: I see. I see, I get the picture. Owner: I got a slug. (pause) Mr. Praline: Pray, does it talk? Owner: Nnnnot really. Mr. Praline: WELL IT'S HARDLY A BLOODY REPLACEMENT, IS IT?!!???!!? Owner: N-no, I guess not. (gets ashamed, looks at his feet) Mr. Praline: Well. (pause) Owner: (quietly) D'you.... d'you want to come back to my place? Mr. Praline: (looks around) Yeah, all right, sure.

30 Jul 2010, 20:47	#11
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 29.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	Waits on Dave to re-do all Monty Python sketches with backpacks I am going to be simple... You took the backpack right outta my mouth!

30 Jul 2010, 21:10	#13
AndrewG I hope your salmon sucks! Join Date: 18.01.2004 Location: Northamptonshire Posts: 7,077	"Mama always said life was like a box of backpacks. You never know what you're gonna get." "Houston, we have a backpack" "A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his backpack with some fava beans and a nice Chianti." "I love the smell of backpacks in the morning!"

30 Jul 2010, 21:23	#15
daveake 200% is the new 110% Join Date: 13.03.2005 Location: Newbury Posts: 2,983	"I want the backpack." "You can't handle the backpack!!"

30 Jul 2010, 21:28	#16
Cristina Senior Loafer Join Date: 09.05.2008 Location: La Spezia Posts: 153	I've seen backpacks you people wouldn't believe

30 Jul 2010, 21:47	#18
daveake 200% is the new 110% Join Date: 13.03.2005 Location: Newbury Posts: 2,983	"A table, a chair, a bowl of fruit and a backpack; what else does a man need to be happy?" Albert Einstein

30 Jul 2010, 22:56	#19
R. You dig. Join Date: 02.04.2002 Location: On the fothermucker Posts: 7,179	Hasta la vista, backpack! (Terminator 2) Go ahead, make my backpack. (Dirty Harry - Sudden Impact) I know what you're thinking, backpack. You're thinking "did he fire six shots or only five?" Now to tell you the truth I forgot myself in all this excitement. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and will blow your head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself a question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, backpack? (Dirty Harry) You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded backpacks and those who dig. You dig. (The Good, the Bad and the Ugly) Get off my backpack! (Gran Torino)

30 Jul 2010, 23:27	#20
meat_loaf2008 Banned Join Date: 10.04.2007 Posts: 462	I can see paradise by the backpack's light.

30 Jul 2010, 23:34	#21
AndrewG I hope your salmon sucks! Join Date: 18.01.2004 Location: Northamptonshire Posts: 7,077	I need your clothes, your boots and your backpack.

30 Jul 2010, 23:43	#22
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	Dontcha wish your backpack was hot like me? Doncha wish your backpack was a freak like me? Doncha? Doncha? Doncha wish your backpack was raw like me? Doncha wish your backpack was fun like me? Doncha? Doncha?........... must do sexy dance while saying this

30 Jul 2010, 23:48	#23
meat_loaf2008 Banned Join Date: 10.04.2007 Posts: 462	I couldnt have backpack'd it better myself...

30 Jul 2010, 23:54	#24
Sarahdk23 Super Loafer Join Date: 30.06.2008 Location: Rødovre, Denmark Posts: 211	I would do anything for backpacks...(I know, too easy ) Dirty backpack (dancing) "To say it's love would be too simple Too obvious It's more like a backpack, a vocation Something I was Put on this earth to do Now I'm shooting with the backpacks And I'm flying with the angels And my backpack is a symphony the Closer I get to you" (If I cant have you) The backpack is loose

30 Jul 2010, 23:57	#25
meat_loaf2008 Banned Join Date: 10.04.2007 Posts: 462	Starcraft II: Backpacks of Liberty